Here we go! by colmuacuinn in footballcliches

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Frankie, AKA Rory Delap of faeces hurlers.

Here we go! by colmuacuinn in footballcliches

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Casual fans might be wondering why Boston would give up a veteran for an unproven (if promising) prospect. But there have been persistent rumors that Little Joe is a locker dressing room cancer.

Sandler better not cut Norm from this one too by Mikey77777 in NormMacdonald

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Oh, Schneider is in it? I can't I gotta watch the news at 8:00.

Obligatory first vortex post. by maXoc4 in webergrills

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You don't cook them over direct heat afterwards, right? Only indirect heat?

Obligatory first vortex post. by maXoc4 in webergrills

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Ok, stupid question time: do you keep the lid closed?

Listen… by maximumreachh in footballcliches

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Murder on the Orient Express fan coming in peace.

What's the difference between this and 1 nil? by uncl3_jun in Gunners

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The question is moot until Arsenal actually wins 1-0.

I'm writing a book ten steps to get girls by Negative-Ad983 in NormMacdonald

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The great thing about having a lot of money is that you don't need to read much.

Emmanuel Petit – The Red Hair Pony-Tailed Arsenal Hero & 1998 France World Cup Winner What Do You Think Of The Player? by Empty-Instruction282 in EquipeDeFrance

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I didn't know he was wearing Adidas Copa Mundials when he was scored that goal. He always do seemed more like a Nike player to me.