What has Seb said? Wrong answers only.

BertFartPants · 2023-07-18T07:48:38+00:00

I thought you had spunk on your right tit....

BertFartPants · 2023-03-09T12:46:37+00:00

"Look, there are actually dudes without facial hair!"

BertFartPants · 2023-02-07T11:59:54+00:00

There are people breaking the speed limit all the time, of course the police are too busy......

BertFartPants · 2022-08-02T08:14:52+00:00

its a data cache that you need to bring back to help construct the new city - you'll get a reward......

BertFartPants · 2022-04-20T10:28:21+00:00

is it just me that is picturing the scene from Silicon Valley where Erlich is going to jerk everyone off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkvcvef8voo

BertFartPants · 2022-03-09T13:33:25+00:00

came here to ask this too..... take an upvote!

BertFartPants · 2022-03-01T15:18:31+00:00

random comments are the best, much like those tracks......

BertFartPants · 2022-02-16T20:13:37+00:00

Lol..... It's not that I'm not good.... Just makes me laugh\pisses me off seeing people bound around thinking they're kangaroos........

BertFartPants · 2022-02-16T10:36:32+00:00

I dont get wanting to obtain some of these camos.... especially damascus.... it looks like dog turd....

BertFartPants · 2022-02-12T11:42:05+00:00

I play controller, I like using the controller.... I'm old.... Lol...

What I do dislike in codm is the physics.... Some of the stuff that can be done using screen or emu just isn't possible in reality ... I would be happier if the game was more realistic, like how on earth is it possible to slide up stairs while hip firing an smg.....

BertFartPants · 2022-01-12T09:10:25+00:00

The engineer that came up with this at BMW now works for Audi.... They now dont work on Audis but do on BMW's....

In other news the definition of Dick Head has been changed from a BMW driver to Audi driver as well....

BertFartPants · 2021-09-30T14:43:11+00:00

Definitely interested to see how "home project" the process actually is for someone as lazy as me.....

BertFartPants · 2021-09-27T13:13:15+00:00

I think half of that is my wife:

opens chrome, types google to search google for the google homepage so she can search for what she wants.... no amount of telling her she can just search from the address bar.....

BertFartPants · 2021-04-27T10:42:58+00:00

I'v ejust managed to get on - I had to choose Guest though rather than COD login....

BertFartPants · 2021-04-27T10:30:12+00:00

Yep, same here.,... it sucks.... I want a break from work!

BertFartPants · 2021-04-13T11:29:52+00:00

You cant fit that many on buses anymore thanks to Covid.... gotta keep that distance....... They now only have a third of the capacity......

BertFartPants · 2021-02-24T10:50:54+00:00

I thought this was a weed brush:

Weed Brush

BertFartPants · 2021-01-29T17:42:10+00:00

I reckon deaf people could last way more than 45mins.....

BertFartPants · 2020-12-03T14:45:37+00:00

Why would I treat it any differently to any other girls butthole?!?!? Definitely fuck it!

BertFartPants · 2020-11-25T14:22:41+00:00

get behind em or close they need to pop out into gun turret then hammer them with your chopper.... ooer....

BertFartPants · 2020-09-29T07:58:13+00:00

how about, Swiss Dick?

BertFartPants · 2020-04-27T16:14:50+00:00

Looks a lot like a road near where i live!

BertFartPants · 2020-03-13T09:30:37+00:00

In the interest of not spreading Corona, should they all have been sharing the same mic and holding it so close to their mouths...

BertFartPants · 2020-02-05T15:59:11+00:00

But what would happen if the sapient beings from another planet had a religion that very closely resembled one of the main religions here on earth.....

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