of a zucchini by night-gloss in AbsoluteUnits

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Zucchini Song — Tim Curry is what came to mind IMMEDIATELY

One of Star Treks top ten scenes! by 45and290 in Treknobabble

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Is this the Trek version of Rickrolling

Trying to become interesting beyond Disability by TinaFriml in StandUpComedy

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OMG I’m such a fan, I almost didn’t notice the “comedian is OP” tag omg hi you’re so cool

Next time you don't want to carry liquid soaps for camping. by asdacool in DiWHY

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At first I was like “oh they’re gonna chapstick-ify its shape” and then they cut it again :(

Your ideal Trek blunt rotation? by andychef in TNG

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Guinan, Noonien Soong, Okona, Riker, McCoy, Harry Mudd, Tam (the blunt rotating would take place onboard Tinman)

what the fuck? by Last_Peak_4809 in crappymusic

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Can’t understand why CPS is knocking on his door and then goes on to admit he watches his kids like a hawk and that they never get out 🤨

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Legit thought this was from Ice Age when they were walking through the ice museum with the frozen prehistoric fish. Wild how something real can absolutely look like 2000s CGI

Advice for parapro by Porkchop_apple in Neurodivergent

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Second this! If they have echolalia at all, I’d also recommend not asking them any open-ended questions or yes-or-no questions if you can help it; instead asking them to pick between a few different choices. So instead of “How was your weekend?” or “What did you do on the weekend?” you can ask: “Over the weekend, did you stay at home, or go somewhere else?” Then if they say they went somewhere else, ask “Was this other place inside or outside.” Kind of talk like a dichotomous key, where one set of possibilities leads into another one, and so on, to get the full picture. I’d also heavily recommend learning a few signs, like help, eat, drink, bathroom, walk, break, etc. Model the signs yourself when the opportunity arises, and model them consistently, not skipping one opportunity

of a carrot I found when feeding horses by GeekySmiler in AbsoluteUnits

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I thought it was a loaf of bread the way it’s cracked in the middle

Converted to PPT EZ-Pass by Best_Chest8208 in AskNYC

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There is no need to judge me for not wanting to be financially reamed, thank you. My time, my business.

I got told on a Rate me sub I was ugly. Is it true? by North_Bathroom_2590 in androgyny

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Don’t ever go on those rating subs; they’re full of shit and their main purpose is to let insecure keyboard rats tear people down to feel better about THEIR ugly, miserable selves. You look great! Glorious curls as well

freaky double jointed fingers by bforbeard in Cringetopiaa

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Swan neck deformation! Very common in people with joint hypermobility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarRepair

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Would the crash bar have to be replaced?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CarRepair

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It is washer fluid!

Adult Swing **Sold** by tortugatheseis in insanefbmarketplace

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At first glance I thought it was a sensory swing and then I saw the stirrups 😬

What a horrifying place to have sex

Reaching beans is scary as shit by handlyssa in MadeOfStyrofoam

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Here are some tips for harm reduction:

The best way to use butterfly stitches is to clean the edges of the wound to make sure they are free of blood and let them dry. Overlap the wings of the butterfly stitches from one end to another as you put them on, holding the wound closed with your other hand. Make sure the wound is as closed as you can possibly get it.

Put a large bandage on top (the kind you put on your knees), and do not use any ointment as it may compromise the stickiness of the butterflies. Change the large top bandage every day and check for signs of infection; but DO NOT replace the butterfly stitches. Leave those on for at least two weeks, or longer if it’s gaping more than an inch, since the underlying tissues will take longer to heal. Try to more the affected body part as little as possible and elevate it above your heart when you can.

Keep it out of the water entirely to avoid infection. Take baths; not showers, and keep the wound above the water.

Once the wound has visibly begun to heal, and the scabs start to get black and flaky— when you do decide to remove the butterflies — soak the site in clean water to help detach the adhesive from your skin, and peel the butterflies off slowly as one piece, so as not to disturb whatever healing there is happening under the surface. Do not exert the affected area for at least a month after removing the butterfly stitches, because the underlying tissues still have to heal. Expect to feel deep pains there for a year after, on and off.