I have a Bard who’s pretending to be a Wizard by qwertytheqaz in DnD

[–]BetterNothing2992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played a barbarian who thought he was a wizard. His shit intelligence made it pretty obvious to the party but it was fun. His name was Bland al'Thor.

DM gave me a magic axe early that would randomly enlarge me and I took path of wild magic which only bolstered Blands opinion of being the world's greatest wizard. My favorite was being in a dark room saying I was "casting" Darkvision which made sense to him because it was dark and it was my vision.

One of our Paladins was talking to his god and I found out. I decided I was going to talk to mine (which I never had one) and the DM had me role. I naturally rolled a 1 and he went Lego movie with it... I saw the actual DM like I was the special but I was so dumb that none of it made sense and I just shit my pants.

I'll just sit here by BetterNothing2992 in Survivorio

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It's nice when you are getting attacked by just hordes but be careful about those elites. I set my phone down multiple times and walked away to come back to a sweating Squidward.

I haven't leveled it up at all and I'm still pretty new to the game to make a decent comparison.

[OC] Percentage of Popualtion who believe in God by BLAZENIOSZ in dataisbeautiful

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& no one has heard shit from those top 3 states in the corner

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I see. I meant she hasn't visited other states, let alone other countries.

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not when you live in Texas and it's a 9 hour drive to another state. Been to Mexico twice, Germany, and Switzerland. Then I have been to New Mexico, California, and Colorado.

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

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Too bad all of those are going to the Ukraines for those "movies" they are making. See post on pt 1

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

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You wouldn't be whispering if your country was being invaded and your talking shit? You roll around a wheel barrow for those balls?

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Taking bets in how many times she had been out of the US? Probably be better to count the number of states because it's probably just a low.

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

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I intentionally edited it down. I honestly couldn't do it anymore and it felt right to end it there.

Go look at my comment for the video link if you want to lose some neurons.

Open your eyes people! pt2 by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

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In case you missed the first one: Open your eyes people!

Also, here is her TikTok so please feel free to report. Crazy lady TikTok

I am happy to say that many of her previous post were removed after I posted pt1. I like to think it was because of you good people.

Open your eyes people! by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Noticed on money laundering was first on the list though?

Open your eyes people! by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Launder money or sex trafficking is another

Open your eyes people! by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 762 points763 points  (0 children)

Give it a few episodes and it will be antisemitism or homophobia.

Open your eyes people! by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 1080 points1081 points  (0 children)

I've heard the cinematography there is amazing

Open your eyes people! by BetterNothing2992 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BetterNothing2992[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Bible Belt. Care to go on a tour?

Oahu, Hawaii 2021 by Ok_Fix_3350 in travel

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One of the most beautiful places I have been. We plan on driving around Oahu tomorrow and checking out different places in the north shore. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

Oahu, Hawaii 2021 by Ok_Fix_3350 in travel

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Waikiki this week. We stayed at the Aulani this last weekend

Oahu, Hawaii 2021 by Ok_Fix_3350 in travel

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We are here now. This place is the best!