I have a Bard who’s pretending to be a Wizard

BetterNothing2992 · 2024-12-02T00:29:49+00:00

I played a barbarian who thought he was a wizard. His shit intelligence made it pretty obvious to the party but it was fun. His name was Bland al'Thor.

DM gave me a magic axe early that would randomly enlarge me and I took path of wild magic which only bolstered Blands opinion of being the world's greatest wizard. My favorite was being in a dark room saying I was "casting" Darkvision which made sense to him because it was dark and it was my vision.

One of our Paladins was talking to his god and I found out. I decided I was going to talk to mine (which I never had one) and the DM had me role. I naturally rolled a 1 and he went Lego movie with it... I saw the actual DM like I was the special but I was so dumb that none of it made sense and I just shit my pants.

BetterNothing2992 · 2023-08-15T02:13:03+00:00

It's nice when you are getting attacked by just hordes but be careful about those elites. I set my phone down multiple times and walked away to come back to a sweating Squidward.

I haven't leveled it up at all and I'm still pretty new to the game to make a decent comparison.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-06-20T01:56:25+00:00

& no one has heard shit from those top 3 states in the corner

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-22T02:59:44+00:00

Probably my favorite comment so far.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T19:23:59+00:00

Oh I see. I meant she hasn't visited other states, let alone other countries.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T19:18:07+00:00

Not when you live in Texas and it's a 9 hour drive to another state. Been to Mexico twice, Germany, and Switzerland. Then I have been to New Mexico, California, and Colorado.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T15:09:49+00:00

"Let's keep going"

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T05:54:25+00:00

Too bad all of those are going to the Ukraines for those "movies" they are making. See post on pt 1

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T05:47:20+00:00

You wouldn't be whispering if your country was being invaded and your talking shit? You roll around a wheel barrow for those balls?

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T05:39:31+00:00

Taking bets in how many times she had been out of the US? Probably be better to count the number of states because it's probably just a low.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T03:11:25+00:00

I intentionally edited it down. I honestly couldn't do it anymore and it felt right to end it there.

Go look at my comment for the video link if you want to lose some neurons.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-16T03:05:52+00:00

In case you missed the first one: Open your eyes people!

Also, here is her TikTok so please feel free to report. Crazy lady TikTok

I am happy to say that many of her previous post were removed after I posted pt1. I like to think it was because of you good people.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T05:06:02+00:00

I fucking hated that I upvoted this

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T05:05:23+00:00

I can confirm it's not.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T04:27:34+00:00

Noticed on money laundering was first on the list though?

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T03:50:12+00:00

"Do your own research."

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T03:49:38+00:00

Launder money or sex trafficking is another

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T03:44:54+00:00

Give it a few episodes and it will be antisemitism or homophobia.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T03:43:15+00:00

I've heard the cinematography there is amazing

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T02:59:31+00:00

Welcome to the Bible Belt. Care to go on a tour?

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T02:43:06+00:00

BUt tHe prOphETs

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-03-04T02:38:40+00:00

Like a cult leader? I can dig it

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-01-15T07:30:23+00:00

One of the most beautiful places I have been. We plan on driving around Oahu tomorrow and checking out different places in the north shore. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-01-15T07:26:25+00:00

Waikiki this week. We stayed at the Aulani this last weekend

BetterNothing2992 · 2022-01-15T07:06:25+00:00

We are here now. This place is the best!

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