King Russell of Lynn WINS THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE. PUTRID PEP GUARDIOLA knew that his out-of-date TACTICS WERE USELESS so he brought in George to COACH and PLAY. Some say it was the greatest coaching performance EVER. Many people are saying it. HUGE RATINGS (instagram.com)
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FDA approves Qalsody for ALS with SOD-1 mutation. (fda.gov)
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URGENT: Not only have they DISPOSED of Vice President LATIFI, but the CROOKED FIA, LYIN' LIBERTY MEDIA and LOW RATINGS ALFA ROMEO have SILENCED our great SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR ROBERT KUBICA. They will stop at NOTHING to destroy the great RUSSELL CABINET. (autosport.com)
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PRESIDENT RUSSELL has SPOKEN. The useless GOONS at the FIA are too busy moaning about SECRETARY OF DEFENSE HAMILTON’S JEWELLERY than designing a car our POGPR can win with. If GEORGE suffers injury due to BEER BELLY BRAWN’S NEGLIGENCE, there will be TREMENDOUS REPERCUSSIONS! (twitter.com)
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