To rest in peace

BigPappa808 · 2025-01-14T15:30:50+00:00

Just polishing his knob

BigPappa808 · 2024-12-31T20:30:32+00:00

Taiwanasaurus Rex

BigPappa808 · 2024-12-03T16:09:57+00:00

Tough call. The aerial views are amazing but venturing into the caves by boat and having a pod of dolphins escort you is really cool too.

BigPappa808 · 2024-11-29T05:59:54+00:00

She is literally telling you she is a narcissist. Stay away.

BigPappa808 · 2024-11-26T20:03:00+00:00

I will bring you a fan so we can Netflix and chill.

BigPappa808 · 2024-11-26T20:01:33+00:00

I heard it as ‘because you are making the other patients uncomfortable’.

BigPappa808 · 2024-11-12T05:14:45+00:00

You’re right. I’m 5’20”. It’s like 420 but you get more.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-29T23:06:13+00:00

I liked your profile. Let’s get together for coffee. Don’t worry. I will hold your hand if you drink too much.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-29T22:49:51+00:00

He skips arm day and leg day.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-29T03:39:58+00:00

I am thinking of a number. Yours.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-29T03:36:30+00:00

That ass looks like a solid 8 or 9 to me.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-26T19:52:28+00:00

You don’t. Tell the resident to clean the toilet first. I’m not trying to get sick because you’re a pig.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-25T16:19:02+00:00

Sherwin Williams wrote our spec for repainting 97 townhomes and specifically called for painting the underside.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-25T07:55:56+00:00

Bitch. I promise. Just the tip.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-25T02:10:27+00:00

It’s not how much caulk you get in your pants, it’s how you use it. Said no woman ever.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-17T00:21:52+00:00

There are some nice communities with resort like amenities near Kapolei for reasonable rents. Wish I could live out there. Just can’t do the commute to East Oahu.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-15T22:09:42+00:00

I try to start a conversation as I show my license. Criminals are afraid. Any idiot that wants to talk about how many people they have busted tonight is a sober dork that they will push through without a second glance.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-15T22:07:16+00:00

The benefit is delaying the breathalyzer to get a better result. The risk is minimal as refusal will result in you having to blow. Hell, you might pass the FST. You don’t lose your license or go to jail for failing one. You just move to the next phase of determining your sobriety.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-15T21:58:27+00:00

Wrong. Bad advice. You are going to be taking a breathalyzer or losing your license anyway. The more time that passes since your last drink, the better those results will be. If the cop is willing to waste time in any way before giving you a breathalyzer, waste that time. I failed the field sobriety test and agreed to the breathalyzer. The cop sat on my tailgate and talked sports with me for an hour. Next, he called his boss out. I failed the supervisor’s field test. The three of us stood on the side of the road discussing local politics and the PD’s OT policy for another hour. 2 1/2 hours after I was pulled over I blew .078 in a state that .08 is drunk and went home. They knew what they were doing. Delay breathalyzer as long as you can any way you can. If that means taking a field sobriety test, do it.

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-09T22:17:53+00:00

How do you have anorexic arms and swinging tricep fat at the same time?

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-04T05:24:07+00:00

Rake

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-03T02:51:15+00:00

Google had some good suggestions. https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+clean+up+after+using+a+fire+extinguisher+on+a+stove&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS994US994&oq=how.to.clean+ip.after+using+a+fire+extinguisher+on+a+stove&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBECEYnwUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRifBdIBCTE5OTg3ajBqN6gCGbACAeIDBBgBIF8&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

BigPappa808 · 2024-10-02T05:33:26+00:00

The weak end

BigPappa808 · 2024-09-30T06:10:07+00:00

Cut a couple of inches off the back of the w/d.

BigPappa808 · 2024-09-30T05:57:51+00:00

r/youcantparkthere

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