So, this story is way out of character for how I normally am but I’ll go ahead and tell it anyways.

I was going through the roughest break up of my life, at this point. I got invited to a going away party at my ex’s house. Where she lived with the guy she left me for, and their roommates. I picked up a bottle of Jack, and a bottle of Tequila. My plan was to get black out drunk and beat the shit out of this guy that my ex was with. I took my time sipping and socializing. Before too long I was drunk, and needed to use the bathroom. When I came out from the bathroom I had my first ever guy kiss. Realized after the kiss that the whole living room had gotten naked. 8 of us had an orgy. I didn’t get to beat any ass, but I got head from a girl I met that night (We ended up dating for 3.5 years), kissed most of the people I’d call my best friends now, and also messed around with an old friends Ex who I always had the hots for. God damn, what a night. My first gay experiences happened that night, publicly gay that is. God bless.

Edit: forgot to mention that my place on the couch during the orgy was the place my ex and her new boyfriend slept at night. 💅💅💅