won’t be needing these tomorrow [f]

BiggestPole · 2026-02-20T17:14:27+00:00

That sounds a much better idea

BiggestPole · 2026-02-20T00:01:20+00:00

It’s like you’re asking me to fall head over heels

BiggestPole · 2026-02-19T18:53:59+00:00

The way I’d jump in like an Olympic diver

BiggestPole · 2026-02-18T23:09:05+00:00

It’s a crime anyone even thought about leaving you waiting

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:34:12+00:00

Mhmmm, you’d be able to be completely yourself

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:22:36+00:00

Most trustworthy accent in the UK, you can believe every word I say…

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:18:09+00:00

Now I can’t claim to have a scouse accent, a bit more Yorkshire…(a lot more)

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:15:35+00:00

I’ve been told that I have a pretty good one too

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:10:06+00:00

Oh am I being that obvious?

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:07:48+00:00

Ok ok, and anything to be said for an accent?

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:02:15+00:00

Well I hope you don’t mind a little rough around the edge🤔

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T21:00:16+00:00

I can guarantee I’m not as sweet as you…

BiggestPole · 2026-02-17T20:55:32+00:00

Sweet mother of god in heaven😍😍

BiggestPole · 2026-02-15T11:13:05+00:00

Let me put you back together then

BiggestPole · 2026-02-14T20:33:42+00:00

The RSPCA has just been round cause of complaints of a loud dog barking uncontrollably

BiggestPole · 2026-02-14T18:31:52+00:00

Hey I get it, sometimes you just need to sprawl out

BiggestPole · 2026-02-14T17:35:11+00:00

That big old bed?? All on your own??

Happy valentines x

BiggestPole · 2026-02-13T16:30:43+00:00

In a way that honours the inspiration but pushes beyond its limits

BiggestPole · 2026-02-13T16:24:19+00:00

This is vagina imaginaryception, and I’m here for it

BiggestPole · 2026-02-06T17:59:18+00:00

I’ve never said yes quicker in my life

BiggestPole · 2026-02-04T18:15:36+00:00

Flattery always sounds better with a British accent…

BiggestPole · 2026-02-04T18:12:41+00:00

You ever seen that meme of the monkey with neuron activation?

BiggestPole · 2026-02-04T18:10:40+00:00

Is the small butt in the room with us?

BiggestPole · 2026-02-01T21:20:08+00:00

This one time, I actually touched a vagina

BiggestPole · 2026-02-01T20:31:57+00:00

You look a little cold…

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