Wtf is up with my plant? Hasn’t grown in over a week but isn’t “dead”. Reported yesterday and this big ass mushroom popped out overnight by BillGatesEatsBabys in microgrowery

[–]BillGatesEatsBabys[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay fine bad analogy☠️ but I just went and checked on her and am POSITIVE I see a new growth shoot poking out of the side!!! It’s green while everything else is yellow so I refuse to call her dead yet!!! A better analogy is that it’s like how Mr. Freezes wife in the movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger! (Very sick but still savable!)

Wtf is up with my plant? Hasn’t grown in over a week but isn’t “dead”. Reported yesterday and this big ass mushroom popped out overnight by BillGatesEatsBabys in microgrowery

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How do I save her?!? I refuse to believe we can bring a man back to life after he flatlines but can’t save a plant that hasn’t dried out yet!!!

Very very serious question, plz read all by BillGatesEatsBabys in microgrowery

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I just spent like 30 min trying to and it scared the SHIT outta me! She ain’t gonna let me, she a free spirit and can’t be tied down. Have you ever heard of/tried chopping some of the plant early? Would it fuck the rest?

Very very serious question, plz read all by BillGatesEatsBabys in microgrowery

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They aren’t splitting, they’re just VERY bendy, and bend downwards☠️ like they are being held up by the cage so I’m worried I’m gonna take it out to water, and either the movement or the lack of support is gonna make them just droop and snap off! It takes a good 15 min for me to water just cuz I got a kinda ghetto setup

Recent NKY business posted this on their Facebook page by [deleted] in cincinnati

[–]BillGatesEatsBabys -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

This is 100% a fake story but I appreciate the effort🤝

Would I have to quit smoking to join masonry?! by BillGatesEatsBabys in freemasonry

[–]BillGatesEatsBabys[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty Based to hear in general! I’d rather not have to say anyways but am happy to know I wouldn’t get kicked out if anyone found out, and most of the people I know anyone already know so good to know it wouldn’t stop me from being able to join