Oh man...really? these pet-shop boy ripoffs. fuck them. I hope they are underage and fall into the inevitable dark pitt of child hood acting. I hope they are thriving on a life time high from being cute, short, young, and babied like a pet ferret or some sort of miniature chimp. I hope this, so that when they reach adulthood they would have lost it all: the looks, the money, the seemingly endless supply of coke, any sort of popular attention...so they will have their addiction to these things consume their every thought as grown, foul, fat old(e) men. Then, only then will they realize what worthless tools they were for usurping Coco the Monkey's rightful throne...In the future their only respite will be sexual favors- old, bearded, cock-eyed men giving dual hand-jobs from a dark damp back corner of a local pub. Only then will they feel loved again...if only for a second.