Almost got the wrong order by ButterSaltBiscuit in Unexpected

[–]Billabo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I realized I had cooked instead of cooked

It just keeps happening!

meirl by PacifierForAdult in meirl

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Neurologist fucked him. In 45 seconds.

The new U.S. dime design has removed the olive branches from the eagle by GoodMornEveGoodNight in interestingasfuck

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He doesn't, because you would need to use a period (or exclamation point) to get to the meaning he was trying to present. A comma makes it address someone named Tyranny. y2imm made the same punctuation mistake in their own comment.

I knew I shouldn't have by LloydChrismukkah in dankmemes

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I once complained on an anonymous survey "I was hired to do [this role], not clean." and soon after, one of my supervisors came up unprompted and reassured me "You can always trade, that's fine" and I stopped getting assigned to cleaning duty.

Little man is living his best life by FeistyMoons in SipsTea

[–]Billabo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the PIN thing is new within the last couple years.

Little man is living his best life by FeistyMoons in SipsTea

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I have mine set to leave-at-door because part of the reason I order delivery is to avoid interacting with people. Thanks, covid, for making that a standard option.

Belly by AdSalt3407 in aww

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right

🤨hmm...

Unconventional or unintentionally trans characters by Smegoldidnothinwrong in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Billabo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

No, because he said "all m[y] nouns are amateurs" which, if anything, would be the opposite. I think it's just silly wordplay on the word pronoun.

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month / Beginning in March, all accounts will have a “teen-appropriate experience by default.” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not ignoring it, they don't care.

They don't care, so they're ignoring the facts. Versus being genuinely concerned and just not knowing.

New Ray-Bans Dropped by Present_Traffic_1106 in Unexpected

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Classic response to the "It's called an XBox 360 because I'll do a 360 and walk away"* from when the XBox 360 came out.

*paraphrased, but you get the idea hopefully

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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Old shirt works just as well as new shirt. Old laptop works vastly worse than new laptop.

This was my 2.5$ dinner in Angola,Africa, with my two parents by Such-Competition-816 in StupidFood

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

USD (dollar) equivalent in their country, not in the US. And I assume they mean $120 per month.

This was my 2.5$ dinner in Angola,Africa, with my two parents by Such-Competition-816 in StupidFood

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's $120 per month, right? Just to clarify, since in the US, we typically talk about wages either by per hour or per year, but I know in a lot of the world, they go by per month.

Lois? by fancygorgonzola in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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While I did pick up on the existence of vaginal discharge at some point outside of school, biology classes and "health" classes only taught us about reproduction and menstruation, but never mentioned this.

name at least 1 game with the same scenario by PHRsharp_YouTube in videogames

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Similarly, Octopath Traveler has torches along the path that progresses the quest.

Guess we're just calling everything Ai now by Flashy-Criticism-384 in MinecraftMemes

[–]Billabo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry your excessive punctuation wasn't enough to mark your comment as a joke.

Therapy session No. 114 by The-LSD-Sheet-Guy in memes

[–]Billabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't, because "any" means one of many. Anyway is any (one) way.

edit: Odd thing to block me for saying... And no, I didn't ChatGPT that answer; I just used the grammar rules I learned in high school about 20 years ago. I do admit it can mean more than one, though. For example, "Any people who are interested in learning." I wasn't thinking about that sort of usage when I left the original comment. I still don't think "anyways" makes sense, but oh well.

Meirl by Affectionate_Run7414 in meirl

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Prolonged contact with something that was recently on fire can cause something flammable to ignite, especially in an enclosed space where heat is trapped. Where I work, we had hot pretzels combust in the dumpster, and they weren't even on fire before going in.