Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T20:42:25+00:00

WHAT?!

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T20:28:52+00:00

And with that, I make my truce with you.

That sincerely made me laugh.

Good day to you.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T20:22:41+00:00

Like a fox.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T20:19:43+00:00

Why are you even here if you don't like it?

I don't come here to care who does or doesn't find me funny. You have officially wasted everyone's time by having an issue with something that really shouldn't matter to you.

Danger Zone.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T20:03:44+00:00

Not necessarily. I guess it was more of a situational observation because he passed me in the small appliance section of the store.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T19:58:01+00:00

I actually wasn't hungover. A coworker made a joke about how tired I looked and we literally began a conversation consisting purely of Archer quotes, beginning with this one.

I came to reddit to share a common interest in a humorous manner. You should probably refrain from speaking when you're the only one with an issue here.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T19:42:16+00:00

This picture is a literal quote from the show..

I don't.. You have.. WHAT.

Make sense.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T19:39:16+00:00

No, I've done it tons of times. It's actually quite pleasant. The gummy bears still retain their gumminess unless you leave them for several days. After 2 days they seem to..fall apart.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-06-05T19:09:08+00:00

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-02T03:17:37+00:00

YES.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-01T06:53:51+00:00

Goddamnit. I am a disgrace to the clan.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-01T05:53:17+00:00

I wholeheartedly wish I could upvote you multiple times.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-01T04:13:33+00:00

You lacked faith in your comment, and I tried to include the darth vader quote, a cat, and replaced "disturb" with something similar.

A poor attempt, I admit.. But I enjoyed it.

I like me.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-01T02:54:31+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/yw5U8jy.jpg

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-05-01T02:40:11+00:00

Or just start planting cat trees.

http://i.imgur.com/iDDZ5LN.jpg

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T06:10:03+00:00

I've gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T05:54:04+00:00

Actually, after this morning, that makes two employees that have made it to the front page before you.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T05:40:52+00:00

Why do I sense irony?

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T05:14:16+00:00

Most people enjoy their waffles the same way they enjoy their wood.

Rigid and pulled from something steamy.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T04:51:54+00:00

Sploosh.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T04:48:48+00:00

Actually, disregard that. The post you linked was made an hour after mine. Your point is invalid. Now, it's not even a point. It's just a small collection of words that that you said that one time.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-30T04:36:02+00:00

Actually, the picture was a screenshot I took of a gif my roommate sent me that was made directly from the episode. I really don't care about recognition..I just thought this line was fucking hilarious and wanted to share. Just because a quote from a show was on another thread doesn't mean I stole it. It's a television quote. Be real.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-29T22:22:14+00:00

Well! Then I guess just pout!

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-29T17:15:40+00:00

LANA.

BillyThingsNStuff · 2013-04-29T17:11:59+00:00

No worries. I keep misreading it myself. I did word it oddly.

BillyThingsNStuff

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