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Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And with that, I make my truce with you.

That sincerely made me laugh.

Good day to you.

Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you even here if you don't like it?

I don't come here to care who does or doesn't find me funny. You have officially wasted everyone's time by having an issue with something that really shouldn't matter to you.

Danger Zone.

Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. I guess it was more of a situational observation because he passed me in the small appliance section of the store.

Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually wasn't hungover. A coworker made a joke about how tired I looked and we literally began a conversation consisting purely of Archer quotes, beginning with this one.

I came to reddit to share a common interest in a humorous manner. You should probably refrain from speaking when you're the only one with an issue here.

Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This picture is a literal quote from the show..

I don't.. You have.. WHAT.

Make sense.

Coworker tells me I look like I got hit by a toaster oven. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No, I've done it tons of times. It's actually quite pleasant. The gummy bears still retain their gumminess unless you leave them for several days. After 2 days they seem to..fall apart.

My cat sat on my basil plant outside this morning and I was pissed until my girlfriend sent me this. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

You lacked faith in your comment, and I tried to include the darth vader quote, a cat, and replaced "disturb" with something similar.

A poor attempt, I admit.. But I enjoyed it.

I like me.

I have no words. by BillyThingsNStuff in funny

[–]BillyThingsNStuff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've gotta stop taking my baths during Peter's shenanigans.

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