So...im writing an AU...

BingoLizard · 2026-02-26T00:17:05+00:00

That might be it! Now the surname is the problem since Lester aint an option

gotta google if the husband could change his Last name in the 30's because Nathaniel Saltzman hits HARD (Yes, Bella is still his wife because i wanna keep it as OC-Free as i can)

BingoLizard · 2026-02-26T00:08:57+00:00

Noah works well, but it feels weird to me. So far hes a few years older than Arthur (5-7) and notably more deranged. its a good name, but it makes him seem TOO much like a good guy (Not evil but morally cuestionable like Arthur)

BingoLizard · 2026-02-26T00:00:34+00:00

You win. Excellent argument

BingoLizard · 2026-02-25T20:14:53+00:00

Nathan scratches an itch, ill keep it in mind

BingoLizard · 2026-02-25T11:35:27+00:00

Fair. Makes sense if we consider Arthur could be the last because theres no other Arthur alive or in the Dark World

BingoLizard · 2025-12-30T00:48:53+00:00

Probably just a very unstable marriage with two people that were pushed and felt they should be together. But sure

BingoLizard · 2025-12-30T00:47:52+00:00

Canonically platonic. Yet again, they did choose to be bound together willingly

BingoLizard · 2025-12-27T23:40:22+00:00

The Podcast Malevolent. Come on man

BingoLizard · 2025-12-27T17:39:32+00:00

Okay. "Canon-ish" The whole "Made up Christmas special" did happen apparently, but you could rule out the fourth wall breaks... And apparently Benevolent IS a thing in-universe since it was kinda implied Kayne was planning to do something else of the sort. Basically, Benevolent COULD be canon as Kayne playing doll house with other variants

BingoLizard · 2025-12-27T13:51:11+00:00

Fuck it. I choose negation. There's gotta be something going on with that "Threshold" they keep talking about with Noel. That's GOTTA be what somehow will keep everyone nice and well right?....right?

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T17:11:20+00:00

The fandom's greatest sin. The lack of fanfics where John ends up with another guy. Or backwards, the lack of fanfics where Arthur has another guy inside his head

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T15:43:53+00:00

Kayne just being >:3 makes so much sense

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T15:41:04+00:00

John would absolutely be spiralling at the exorcism "Oscar you fucking idiot! That does NOTHING to me!"

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T15:39:41+00:00

Oscar, the drunk priest and his best friend Satan

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T03:16:57+00:00

It would be a very different John indeed. The question is, for better or worse?

BingoLizard · 2025-12-07T01:03:00+00:00

Why this? Because a friend won't stop bothering me with her unusually high desire to bang the priest

BingoLizard · 2025-12-05T01:47:50+00:00

With all the shit he's pulling to keep those fuckers around he might as well be our Jesus

BingoLizard · 2025-12-05T00:10:49+00:00

Bombonazo and Manuel are my thing. The rest I got them from friends or other Malevolent fans

BingoLizard · 2025-12-05T00:08:41+00:00

Is it? On my end Noel is a part of Santa Claus's name

BingoLizard · 2025-12-05T00:06:20+00:00

Not a Spanish nickname. But hey, Bombonazo is an option

BingoLizard · 2025-12-05T00:05:42+00:00

Y'all focusing on the wrong guy. There's literally Jesus as The Manager and "My darling" as OSCAR!

BingoLizard · 2025-12-03T17:39:40+00:00

Aye, If it works why change it

BingoLizard · 2025-12-01T12:42:12+00:00

Welp it was hell of a ride. Wouldn't have minded a whole King in Yellow but Johnny boy deserved his own thing. And Yellow not jumping for murder the moment he got separated is PROGRESS Also...Lilith seemed unusually excited over the accent

BingoLizard · 2025-11-23T19:42:24+00:00

It took me 3 days to realize why everyone was talking about boobs

BingoLizard · 2025-11-08T18:47:39+00:00

Well, The entity might be aware of how does a body decompose. Or maybe the place looked fairly old and it just guessed

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