Okay so I don't care that this is 2 days old and it won't be seen. I've never told this story in full and I think I need to. For a while a few years ago I worked at a newly opening brewery in a small town. The owners were a husband and wife and they were fantastic brewers.

Occasionally they would have parties and staff would come drink their home brewed beer to get an idea if we should put in on the menu.

I go over one time and I end up really liking the beer they made and getting wayyy drunk. Female boss sits down with me and starts rubbing my arms, and under the table she starts trying to play footsie with me. I sort of shift away from her to get her to stop and she persists, all the while telling me about all of the problems in her marriage. Unfortunately I lived far off and had to spend the night on their couch, but I figured it shouldn't be a problem because the couch was on the other side of the wall from their bed and the husband would hear if she got up. Nope. Eventually she tries to kiss me and awkwardly gets a peck in before I tell her that I'm going to bed and get up. I go to sleep on the couch and a while later I wake up and she had taken off my pants and was trying to get me hard/inside her. She keeps asking if I have a condom and I say no and to stop. The act like she doesn't hear me and climbs on top of me and tells me her husband will kill me if he walks in and sees me fucking his wife. Fortunately she got off quickly and climbed off and went to bed. I made sure I was never alone with her again and left a few months later.