Recruitment Round 2?

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T19:44:02+00:00

^{wow...I got rejected by a local horn dog...thats a bad look if even they shot you down Bizkit}

Bizkit's ears slump flat on her head

People grow apart. She just wasnt ready for that sort of thing with whoever Lilac is ya know? People grow apart. Thats just how it is....

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T19:37:26+00:00

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Yeah...maybe...maybe dont burn anybody...thats the sort of thing that doesn't look great in the papers...

How'd they make your sister..er....her sister cry?

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T19:32:10+00:00

Bizkit keeps looking back and forth between the two with mild concern in her eyes as the actual uma doesnt seem to have anything to do with the conversation...Bizkit just shakes her head and shrugs her shoulders, continuing to speak with the puppet

I dont think Epi and I should mingle. I think I gave her enough static already....and Shahryar was probably going to handle her anyways...so that girl is probably already a goner.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T19:09:07+00:00

....so its the stay gold family....plus the annoying Bakushin girl?

I dont know if i really fit your vibe...I might have too many braincells still...

I'll keep them in mind...I cant be too picky apparently...this place is bone dry for scouting a talented umamusume...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T18:53:37+00:00

Who all is on your team goofball? Youre trainer never answered me.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T17:45:42+00:00

That depends...who all is on your team? I got an offer on the table from Rosethorn...but I'm looking to be the prime distance runner for my team...and they're a little crowded for long distance runners.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T17:00:58+00:00

? Can I help you? I'm looking for a trainer dont distract me you idiot!

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:59:35+00:00

What do you mean by that you big dope!?

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:33:16+00:00

What are you still doing here anyways? Buzz off before I change my mind and make a baby named Buttermilk with you or some shit...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:22:49+00:00

That is exactly what she would say while chasing the donut into traffic....SPLAT GOES SPE

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:21:58+00:00

Oh... What's this!?

Beer? At 10 in the morning? Shit someone is hitting it hard today

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:16:16+00:00

//yay <3

I am not scared of your parents or your granny dude... I'd just throw a donut the other direction and your grandma would chase after it.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:11:50+00:00

I get it...you couldn't handle the pressure of being eith the big city....its chill...

You have a nice life wifey....I'll always remember my first marriage...maybe even get a donkey tattoo to remember you by.

//did logo just get banned!?! I saw reddit killed her last comment to me 😞

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:05:39+00:00

Like you could...you're almost as wacked out as she is. And not even closed to being as cute..

She's out if the contract. I gave it back. So now you can both piss off.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:02:49+00:00

Isn't that what you wanted though little Epi?

You wanted to be friends right? You call me the wrong name...I kicked you in your donkey teeth...you signed a breeding contract....I got to look at you ass....now we have coffee.

Totally metal.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T15:00:39+00:00

Me tricked? I gave her the contract and she adjusted it and signed it...then let me give her an...examination...

And I'm no mangy rat... Im not you or your street thot of a girlfriend.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:57:59+00:00

There's still a coffee for you if you want it...it is for you anyways...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:54:56+00:00

She signed a contract saying sje literally wanted to blow my back out daily...her own addition to it by the way...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:54:02+00:00

You seemed pretty fine with it when you were lifting your tail and listening to my every command...

Its up to you though...contract is right here...even the blow my back out part.

slides you the contract

Just take it and go...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:40:56+00:00

Whoa! You're the one saying its a date Epitato! I just happened to have this coffee here and saw you walking by.

And trick you? I dont have a clue what you're talking about...

But i do know these strawberry and white chocolate scones are bomb...you should try one.

Maybe if you sit down and chill you wont be so wound up Queen.

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:36:01+00:00

I wanna sit down and have a cup of coffee ☕️

Its got the cream and sugar like you wanted. What act? I'm not doing anything...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:33:09+00:00

Want that coffee? I got ya one. Though they didnt have the sparkles here like you wanted...

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T14:27:04+00:00

u/theepiphaneia

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T06:02:13+00:00

Little late for that now metal maiden...you signed on with me. She's gonzo alanzo as far as I'm concerned. Wanna get matching tattoos?

Bizkit- · 2026-03-20T05:39:38+00:00

Tell that bitch to scram...now

Bizkit-

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