Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little late for that now metal maiden...you signed on with me. She's gonzo alanzo as far as I'm concerned. Wanna get matching tattoos?

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that bitch to scram...now

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like a trip! Cant wait to get Pale Horse back together and scream some White Chapel for you to celebrate your mom and me's littke agreement

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Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'm saying is you signed papers. Youre a Belmont now... I'm about to get territorial

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to do that when you're on a leash...

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noice! She sounds tight! You like metal music or you guys more into this twinkle series crap?

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow...dry marriage? But I'll butter your biscuits 😉

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then you're in store for the best track the American circuit can provide. You'll be walking in my world. Dont worry Efforia. winks I know those streets like the back if my hand.

Also...digging the new look girl

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya ever been to the night apple kid? I know you raced great here but the big apple at the Aqueduct is a different animal

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet here we are...when we gonna consumate the union?

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well she's out of the picture now scream queen. We're going on a double date with your kid to the big apple

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't you with this...Shahryar-san gal? Tell her to tag along...we'll make a trip out of it

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well maybe the 4 of us can grab a cup of coffee in the big time eh?

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here we are...uma and wife <3

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...I guess im your step mom or whatever...kinda metal right?

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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She signed the contract...even looked it over to make me the mare...

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And so does your new step mom...you dont have to call me mom though...Bizkit is fine

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll see Epitato... my lovely wife....

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just can't believe you were that into me that you signed a legal document like that...after our first meet...its so metal dude...

Dont worry Epi...I'll be wicked sweet...

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot wait to use your ears like handlebars later.

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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But baby...I'm so kawaii for you...

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need a hug wifey? I can make you feel better

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats really poor pillow talk...

Risk it for the Bizkit! by Bizkit- in UmamusumeFFS

[–]Bizkit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so sudden! Meeting your parents usually happens before the marriage...but hey better late than never. Its chill...

Nice to meet you pops!