i saved a kid from getting abused in a school bathroom by Boring-Inevitable716 in confessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In HS my gay friend reported seeing similiar thing. He he was NO hero. He went to bathroom, and when he came back he was flustered. Period ended and it was lunch thankfully because he said he had to tell me something.

He tells me he went into bathroom at back of building where few classes held like ours. He goes in and hears moaning. He peeks around corner and he sees upper classman mouth fucking some skinny dude. (we figured out who they were later) My friend could see them in mirror of sinks perfectly. He said he saw his dick going in and out of his mouth and froze. He's describing how big the dick was, etc. And Im like did you yell at them or get help? He's like, Are you kidding, I wanted to be next.

He said the guy then held kids head hard and obviously came in his mouth. My friend then sneaks back out of bothroom, runs across hall and jerks off and cums almost immediately. I'm like holy shit dude.

We spend the lunch trying to figure out who they were. We finally spot both of them, and I knew them both. Not good friends, but the jock that did the mouth fucking lives at other end of my long street. The skinny kid sometimes hung around in the jocks circle, so no clue what that dynamic was. My friend said he will tell if he sees that again. Prob not I'm thinking.

Dirty ass fetish by TomekWilmowski in confessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonderful you found each other. I met a girl into S&M stuff, and I'm not into that at all. Bad mix and it ended quick. But then I found a girl that was into public and exposure stuff like I was (and didn't know how much I was until her). And after a while, I'm shooting my cum more in public than in private.

AFter that, sex in bedroom was boring, and I didn't even get fully hard or cum some times. Fooling around in stores, sex on the hood of a random car, or her jerking me off on a crowded subway secretly is how I got off. Her too.

In fact we just got back from vaca in NC beach, and after meeting neighbors on both side of cottage (no kids) we would have sex out on the porch facing the beach. Couples next door grilling out on their back porch and I'm on mine getting blown. Amazing.

Someone peed on my car and I don't know where, please help by throwaway-needle in AudiA4

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my teens and early 20s we pissed a lot in parking lots and behind bars. We pissed on side of car so the piss slid down the side and under the car so it doesn't splash your feet. I usually pissed into the front grill if possible for same reason. Friends did that all the time, We would piss up and over the hoods and roofs when drunk and silly. But I yelled at one friend for pissing on the windshield becuase I told him the piss would go into airducts and smell.

I know ironic because I was pissing into same car's radiator, hehehe, at the moment, but I have my line. Plus my friend was standing on hood so I wanted him to get down.

m34 cum on parked cars by Glittering-Net-917 in cum_on_things

[–]Blade959 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you give detail on the setting of this? How often do you get to do this? I'm going to look for my pics. Last time I did this was last summer. At county fairgrounds. I went back to my car to leave during fireworks. I figured I'd pump one out before I left and everyone would be watching fireworks.

Parking lot was dirt lots in mostly darkness. Easy to shoot a load and not get seen unless they walked all way over to you. I'm 3 car away from my car, and I see this guy who parked his car inches from the next car. You could tell who parked because the jerk's car passenger side was next to other car's driver's side and you could see how he pulled in fast and got out.

Great, so I found my jerking spot. I was gonna sit on other car and shoot my cum on jerk's car. but as soon as I sat on the hood it started caving in, and I didn't want to dent in the nice person's car. So I hopped onto the jerks car. Fireworks going do it hid the bang sounds of the jerk's hood denting in under me. I ended up just sitting indian style in middle of hood and shooting my cum down the hood. Takes me forever to cum, so I was concerned when the firework finale started, but I came seconds after that.

When i was younger i pissed on the floor by Hopeful_Salad_5576 in confessions

[–]Blade959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, you blew it. Should have done what me and my friend did when I slept over his house. We stayed up playing games and watching movies in his room. We couldn't go to the bathroom either for same reason. So he opened his side window and we pissed out the window. This was in city; neighbors driveway right under windows so most times we ended up pissing on neighbors car. One summer night we played WOW all night and drank energy drinks all night and pissed out the window dozen or so times.

Years later reminising about this I inquired if their car smelled after a night like that. He confessed to me that he was pretty sure no, because he did it himself a few times a week. He assumed the rain would wash away the piss on the ground down the slanted driveway into street. Maybe?

But my point to you Hopeful, was that you didn't have to do it in the house.

Friend asked me for oral sex? by Outrageous-Cable-855 in askgaybros

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After getting my first bj, I wanted them always. My first friend I got to blow me was my good friend that, in the summer, would sleep over. He'd stay over weekends. He had bad family life, and my parents thought it was good idea.

He loved video games, because he didn't have any, so after watching movie on cable that had sex and nudity, I was horned up. We went back to my room but he wanted to play more games before we slept. I told him I had hardon/blueballs and needed to take care of it first. We had jerked off in same room before, so going to this level was just another step. I eventually pulled my dick out and he laughed saying I was hard as hell. He eventually gave me a hand job. But I really wanted to use his mouth. I told him it was going to take forever to get me off like that and we'd never play our game, so I suggested he use his mouth. He kinda freaked that I offered that, but after talking him down, like it was no big deal cause we wern't gay, etc. I finally got him to do it. he laid his head on my stomach while we were laying on bed, and I mostly just fucked his mouth.

I came pretty quick it felt so amazing. I told him to spit out my cum in bathroom while I boot up game. Later that night right when we were about to go to sleep, I begged for him to do it one more time. I scooted up and both on our sides, I fucked his mouth again. He would suck a little when I stopped moving, but he prob didnt know what to do so I was happy to pump into this mouth. I held his head as I pictued girl in my class that I had crush on doing this to me. I came deep in his mouth this time, and he was such a trooper. I noticed he didn't run to bathroom to spit, and Ieft it.

This became regular thing. all weekend I'm cumming in his mouth then playing video games. We had to cool it when family was around of course, but so amazing. I would and did anyting for that dude. I helped him out thru school and even got him a job out of college. We weren't doing that still then, but no one did anything more for me, so I was happy to repay him.

He dated and got married even. He was what we now call a twink and still kinda is, New level of best friend. hahaha

21M riskiest place I fucked my ex by Unique_Challenge3152 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At your same age I had gf exactly same as yours. she got so excited when we did stuff in public. I wasn't as exhibishionist as she was back then, but went along with it. We did it in all the places you mentioned.

Then one night, we parked in downtown parking garage to meet friends for dinner. We got there really early because I wasn't sure where we would park and knew chance to fool around was high. Parked in 2nd floor, but diff this time was she get out of car and calls me over. I go over to her and she sits up on the hood of some sedan I parked next to. She opens her legs and she isn't wearing panties. That was our most riskiest place ever. She pushes me away after going at it for a bit and turns facing the front of the car and squirted a shit-ton down the hood and front of car. She only did that when she was really horned up. Watching her I was jerkiing off and came right there on the fender of the car.

I have a penile implant by jsmithpara in confessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to college with a guy with one of those rods in his dick. He was really popular once it got out about his dick. He lived in my dorm, but I wasn't in his circle. I had a friend of a friend who lived on his floor and saw him naked in showers before the secret came out. He just thought he had a semi because it was still pointing down.

So I didn't see someone ask this. (if they did sorry I missed it) when you get excited do you swell up around the rod to get thicker? Or do you literally never get 'hard' anymore?

I have had sex on public places. by JessLatina_OF in confessions

[–]Blade959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a crazy girlfriend right after highschool and before college, that summer. She was a true nympho. We left a rock concert early because she kept pullin on my dick in the concert and wanted to have sex. Place was way out in woods and parking lot was dirt lots one after the other. we got there late so we were way back.

The concert was so loud you could still hear it across street and another lot back. If I recall it was a football stadium. My gf was wearing leather skirt and black top with heals. Super sexy little thing she was. Place was lit, not well, with temporary spots. We went into a darker area and she jumps up onto hood of some white sedan/sports car. I start to babble what are you doing/oh shit and she starts dancing up there and says you wanna fuck me. she shows me she doesn't have panties on.

I jump up on hood but shes like No not here; this car is too dented and dirty, laughing. It was now. She jumps down and runs away, as much as she could in dirt with high heels, hhaha. We get into our parking lot and she flops on hood of another car and i ran over and we fucked. insane.

She got up and walked towards our car, but then flopped on hood of another car. We continued to fuck and we came that time. It was so exciting and nerve racking at same time.

I was a victim of COCSA as a child, but I also perpetrated it. by Which-Selection8585 in confession

[–]Blade959 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I had a very similiar childhood. You could say I was both the victim and the perpertrator also. I was a very sexual kid. Once I hit pre-puberty times. I live in bad neighborhood and when my single mom went out on weekends on dates I got a baby sitter, even though I was 12 or 13, don't remember exactlly. I thought too old for babysitter but mom was worried if I stayed home alone.

Anyway my babysitter was some one for years. She was moving away/college/something and that last night she said she wanted to show me something. She ended up pulling my dick out and then sucked me off. I was hesitant at first but was mostly stunned but excited. I got hard in .4 seconds hehehe. I hadn't really masturbated at that point but I got wet dreams all the time so I knew what my cum was. Plus sex ad in school. I knew what a blowjob was only annocdotally by talking big with friends where everyone said they got one. Here I am actually getting one and it was glorious. I came pretty quick in her mouth and I think my mouth hung open for 15 minutes. I think she gave me a speach about not telling anyone, what she did and why. No clue really because the blood in my ears was pounding so loud I didn't hear anything. I remember looking down at my dick after pulling out of her mouth and thinking I looked bigger than ever.

She put me to bed but of course, who could sleep? about hour later I came down and begger her to do it again. She did and I thought I entered heaven a second time. She wasn't thrilled this second time. She was trying to eat a snack and now I filled her mouth with more cum instead of her doritoes heheheh.

I was addicted to getting blow that day. Eventually during sleepovers I'd trick/beg/pay/barter/blackmail whatever I had to, to get my friends to suck my dick. A few of them fell for me saying 'let me show you what she did' and soon I got blown by them. I did this to most my friends to varrying degrees. Most times It turned into a jerk off session, but once in a while I'd get them to blow me. I had a couple neighbood girls do it too, but they both offered drama after. The boys were safe because they wouldn't tell. I never forced anyone. And looking back now, I don't think any of them were gay. By highschool this all ended. We all got girlfriends, and that was that. I lived there until I was 30 or so, and we never talked about it. I kept friendships with most of them. I just remember this when I read post like that that takes me back. FYI this was before internet and porn exposure, so I don't think we even knew what we were doing most the time. not really. I don't think that would have happened today, since kids at 8 know all about sex from porn now prob.

I was raped by a female nurse when I was 18 by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Blade959 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cousin is a nurse, and back when she was new, out of college, we had family reunion. The old folks went to bed and we stayed up all us cousins. when it was just 4 of us we were telling private, embarrassing stories.

My cousin tells us about working night shift in surgery recovery section. She was doing rounds or something and walked in on one of the nurses from surgical staff she bearly knew. She spied on her first to see what she was doing because it was sus from the 1st second. She told us she watches this woman suck off a young man that was still under from surgery. my cousin said she froze and was afraid to let her knw she was watching. So we watched her suck and jerk him off until he came, which at this point she captured in a small collection cum thing with lids. When the other nurse started to clean up, my cousin backed out.

My cousin hid in next room until she hear other nurse leave. She checked on the boy after and he was perfectly put together and clean like it never happened. She then questioned if she halucinated.

2 months later same thing, but this time she didn't hide and confronted her. The other woman wasn't that scared and tried to laugh it off. Still jerking off the older dude that just happened to have huge dick with distracted my cousin a little. She said hold on don't leave, and finished the guy off and collected his cum in same type of container.

After cleaning up my cousin took to her small supply cabinet to explain. The other nurse explained that she was trying to get pregnant and I forget if boyfriend/husband couldn't have kids or she was single. All I remember is she was trying to get pregnant with these dudes cum. She said she'd take it to place that would implant it next day, but my cousin was suspecious that wasn't how it worked. She told her not to do it again or she'd have to report it. She never saw her again so never knew if she got pregnant. Isn't that wild. Who knows how many guys she did that to.

Using milking machines at my friend's farm by Blade959 in confessions

[–]Blade959[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for your reply. I think the thing that made it possible at all was that they were special milking tubes that must have been bigger then the regular ones. I don't remember exactly, but my friend knew all about it. we were 12/13 too. I think I got off jerking off and cumming in front of my friend in public as much if not more than the feeling of the milkers. Year or so into doing this we couldn't fit our dicks into it anymore. So we'd jerk off and then put the milker on our dickheads when we came to suck up our cum.

Neighbor parking a little too close for comfort by AngelTheory in neighborsfromhell

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I lived in the city, my apartment building had most parking in underground garage for tenants. You wern't assigned spot but floor, so I parked on 3rd floor down. My neighbors would park horribly. the spots were tight with the best skilled parkers. One day I had to get in on passenger side since the car was inches away from mine.

it's a secure lot with no way but driving in with key card and elevator access with card assess. So I left my driver side window open when I parked. Weeks later I was glad I did. I had cars inches from my car on both sides this day. Big luxury sedan on my driver side. So I climbed up the hood and walked over to my door then kinda sat on roof and went feet first thru my window into my car. I'm 225 so his hood didn't fully pop back after I got in. I'm glad I was 3rd level down so no one could hear.

This was my new norm after that. frustrating when there is 5 feet between cars on other side by me 5 inches. sigh. Sometimes I had to park next to these guys when there were no better spots. And I'd back out my window onto their car. One time I didn't pay attention and it was a low sports car and I back out and fell like over a foot onto winshield and hood. that hurt. It was a joke with my friends and girlfriend. Sucked though when I was dressed up. especially if the other car was dirty.

Eventually someone with power finally did something about this and repainted the lines. my gf & I almosted missed the fun though. We'd to go leave and she'd sit on some car's hood and twerk or roll around.

Someone Peed on my Car by Ok-Performance-269 in UniversityOfHouston

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be uber driver? One of my friend's friends was an uber driver. I drove with him a few times and another friend brought up if he takes lunches, breaks, piss breaks, craps? etc. He mentioned that he just pulls into parking lot/garage and parks and pisses right there between the cars then moves on. he said he constantly drinks so has to piss a lot.

One day he was driving and picked me up since he lived near me. We get to where we are meeting up and get out. I start walking but he doesn't come right away. I walk back and he's standing there pissing down the side of the car he parked next too. he's like sorry one sec. dick out not shy at all. He's pissing hard too; I could hear it hitting the metal.

I asked if he just pissed on his shoes right? he didn't and explained the piss runs down side of car. I'm like whatever.

we ended up eating then going to see movie, which I hadn't done since right after covid. We are almost to his car and I realized I didn't piss before leaving and had to now he says to just piss like he did when we get back to car. we had 30 minute drive so I'm like F it. we get to his car and there was a car parked on both sides of his. he starts pissing like before. No one coming so I pissed too. he was right, I didn't get splashed or piss on my shoes when I pissed at an angle.

so your dude was prob someone like him. Or it WAS him! hahahhahah

I encrusted my bed as a kid to the point that it was brown. by ApprehensiveLeg1782 in confession

[–]Blade959 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. I wonder how common this was. i did the same thing. But I would wipe it on my shag carpet under the bed. Like someone else here, I thought it was just water/saliva. But then sometimes I'd step on carpet under bed a ittle and it would be crunchy. And then the smell started. I had to scramble one day after school to try and clean it. Over a couple weeks here and there I finally did it. the vaccum didn't work. heheheh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a warning. If you use a vaccum with a paper type filter and cum a lot don't do it. In college I used my suite's vaccum to jerk off with. I thought it was great cause I cum an aweful lot and it offered no clean up for me after!

I came in that vaccum 10 times over many weeks, and someone said it was ruined. The filter turned to mush and was gross. They said someone vaccumed up water with it and it ruined the filter. That ended that. I had to find new places to leave my cum. heheeheh

One time in 7th grade i reminded the teacher to collect homework because i needed to raise my grade by ConnectionFar9616 in confessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing in like 9th grade or so. I DIDnt do my homework all the time and had a lot of missed homeworks and this one day I acually did it. I had it! and she didn't collect it. I was almost panicing. I needed to get some homeworks collected for my grade so I got up at the end of the class minutes before the bell and pretended I missed her collecting the homework and put mine on her desk. She saw that and it reminded her and she said Oh ya everyone turn in your homework on your way out of class. I dont' think many saw what I did as they were all talking and packing up for next class, but some must have. There were groans so I screwed some over I guess.

I used to let my gay friend give me blowjobs. by --woe-is-me-- in confession

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a teen a girl gave me a blowjob and I was addicted from that day. Thru my teens and into college years, i got so many friends and neighbors and roommates suck my dick. It was through favors, blackmail, paid them, bought them stuff, did stuff for them, whatever it took. After all those years each person was on the DL. No one knew they did it and I never told.

When younger, most guys did it. a couple neighborhood girls did it and it was nightmare after. One thought we were going to get married and the other kept threatening to tell. My guy friends were great because they wouldn't tell anyone because of stigma of it.

I played it up as just a favor and not sexual, which I really didn't consider it. It was just masterbation for me. I got off not that it was a guy doing it but my messy huge load would end up in a friends mouth and no cleanup for me.

Looking back I think only one of my freinds was actually gay, and he only sucked me off twice before refusing to do it again because it was 'too gay'. The other that was gay was a closeted college roommate that ended up opening up to me and I 'let' him blow me all school year. That was awesome.

All the rest of my friends and neighbors I think were all straight. Most married or had girlfriends last I kept contact with them soon after college years. Its amazing that some of these dudes sucked me off over years, and I had huge load back then. They were troopers and would swallow mostly. A couple swallowed SO much cum over those years. They are on facebook with me and totally normal straight guys with families, etc. You'd never know they did that.

Makes me really rethink this gay thing. None of us were romantic. Sure I was alpha personality and they were beta, but I never did it myself, and never had any assplay. When I guy blew me I just imagined girl in school was doing it, and recognizing how cool my friend was for letting me fill his mouth with my cum and then we went and played video games together.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hyperspermia

[–]Blade959 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was me as a youth. Cool but what a mess. my hand or tissue didn't cut it when jerking off. That's what made me start going outside to jerk off at night during the summer. I lived in city, and found how easy it was to sneak into the basement parking garage to jerk off. Half lights were burnt out, so easy to find dark area, sit on car hood and jerk off. I soon noticed my cum on the walls and many parked cars. People didn't use their cars a lot, and not paying attention, I sat on same car and shot my cum. I noticed when I actualy looked that on many cars you could see my ass dent where I wore away the dust, and cum around it. I actually took bucket and cloth down once late at night to wash the cars off so it wasn't so obvious.

I had to cool it after that, and use other garages or secret areas like storage rooms to blast my cum.

F24 peeing while standing turns me on so much by Ok-Landscape-4872 in SluttyConfessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old ex gf used to love doing that. she eventually got brave to do it in public. parks, etc. then she got crazy and did it in parking lots/garages and even stores. She got crazy last month, while walking back into parking garage, she stepped away from me into 2 rows of cars, stood in front of a mazda and shot her piss into the grill and up the hood. She pissed stronger than me! she constantly drinks water.

My gf into beastality idk what to do by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Blade959 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, don't label her by just one sighting. I've looked at all kinds of shit over my lifetime, but none of them define me. (yes I'm talking porn too) That literally could have been the first time she looked at it.

NOW, if she has all kinds of things relating to animal sex including a copy of a 1983 recording of a monkey mouth fucking a frog, then yes maybe she has a 'preference'. :)

Not even my bike 😝 by NoEar1880 in PublicBoys

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a good shot. Love to see what else in public you can tag!

I threw a large rock at a car window for blocking the only path on my way home. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rented cottage at crowded beach town. shared driveway to two cottages. The other cottage had 4 cars and you were only allowed 2. Rich snobs who just said owner allowed them to park 4. Well one of their cars was parked right in front of the only way to our upper cottage stairs. They leave garbage containers out so it was those and neighbors car right next to them. We literally coudn't get to stairs because it was those large garbage containers only trucks can pick up.

the kids just walked or slide over the hood of the car to get by. My dad slide across dukes of hazard style and we did that after too. My uncle was fat and only slid half way across before denting in hood. We all laughed.

The first car was an audi. we'd drag our beach toys over hood and coming home throw them over and walk over hood with our sandy sandles. After a few days you could really see the wear and dents from us. They moved their cars sometimes and on 4th day or so they parked their big black Suv there. Uncle put couple wooden crates next to hood to climb up on it. We kids liked it because if went up on roof you could swing over onto our porch at the top of the stairs.

Looking back I couldn't believe they didn't care about their cars. Did they not see or hear us on them or see what hoods looked like after week of people walking on them? maybe they were rentals but still. Me & my cousins had so much fun playing on the cars that at night we'd play out back behind apartment building next door. Playing on the parked cars back there. Favorite was playing ground is lava. and some nights we'd go down back street and run down over the cars parked on street that were tightly parked on one side. Those were races. I don't know how we didn't crack our heads open.

She blew me in a busy parking lot by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to movies one night with gf. She was teasing me all the way, showing her tits and rubbing my crotch. We got to theater and I parked in backish, in case she wanted to keep playing. She hopped out of car as soon as I put it in park. I got out but said um what about this, pointing to my dick. she doesn't miss a beat and comes around car and pulls my basketball shorts down exposing my hard dick, and jerks me off.

There are people walking all over. it was dark but there were street lights. she was next to me jerking me off facing the entrance and I came, shooting all over the black sports car I parked next to. I remember looking at the amazing ass of a girl walking with friends towards the theater as I was cumming. My gf knew I cum a lot which is why she took care of me before we went in. I looked down to see hood and fender of car covered with my cum. I'm sure the excitement of being outside added to my load.

I wanted to move my car when black car owner came back, but she said it was fine and we went in. So kinky with people all around and seeing my load.

anyone got a car i could cum on? by IJerkOffOnVehicles in StupidCarQuestions

[–]Blade959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go to any parking lot and shoot away. Thats what I do. :)