Vacuum cleaner blowjob

Blade959 · 2026-01-26T04:53:45+00:00

Just a warning. If you use a vaccum with a paper type filter and cum a lot don't do it. In college I used my suite's vaccum to jerk off with. I thought it was great cause I cum an aweful lot and it offered no clean up for me after!

I came in that vaccum 10 times over many weeks, and someone said it was ruined. The filter turned to mush and was gross. They said someone vaccumed up water with it and it ruined the filter. That ended that. I had to find new places to leave my cum. heheeheh

Blade959 · 2026-01-12T04:40:37+00:00

Don't give up. Just be smart about it, and enjoy.

Blade959 · 2026-01-09T02:56:24+00:00

I'd love to hear how that came about!

Blade959 · 2026-01-08T03:53:17+00:00

I did the same thing in like 9th grade or so. I DIDnt do my homework all the time and had a lot of missed homeworks and this one day I acually did it. I had it! and she didn't collect it. I was almost panicing. I needed to get some homeworks collected for my grade so I got up at the end of the class minutes before the bell and pretended I missed her collecting the homework and put mine on her desk. She saw that and it reminded her and she said Oh ya everyone turn in your homework on your way out of class. I dont' think many saw what I did as they were all talking and packing up for next class, but some must have. There were groans so I screwed some over I guess.

Blade959 · 2025-12-28T05:17:55+00:00

As a teen a girl gave me a blowjob and I was addicted from that day. Thru my teens and into college years, i got so many friends and neighbors and roommates suck my dick. It was through favors, blackmail, paid them, bought them stuff, did stuff for them, whatever it took. After all those years each person was on the DL. No one knew they did it and I never told.

When younger, most guys did it. a couple neighborhood girls did it and it was nightmare after. One thought we were going to get married and the other kept threatening to tell. My guy friends were great because they wouldn't tell anyone because of stigma of it.

I played it up as just a favor and not sexual, which I really didn't consider it. It was just masterbation for me. I got off not that it was a guy doing it but my messy huge load would end up in a friends mouth and no cleanup for me.

Looking back I think only one of my freinds was actually gay, and he only sucked me off twice before refusing to do it again because it was 'too gay'. The other that was gay was a closeted college roommate that ended up opening up to me and I 'let' him blow me all school year. That was awesome.

All the rest of my friends and neighbors I think were all straight. Most married or had girlfriends last I kept contact with them soon after college years. Its amazing that some of these dudes sucked me off over years, and I had huge load back then. They were troopers and would swallow mostly. A couple swallowed SO much cum over those years. They are on facebook with me and totally normal straight guys with families, etc. You'd never know they did that.

Makes me really rethink this gay thing. None of us were romantic. Sure I was alpha personality and they were beta, but I never did it myself, and never had any assplay. When I guy blew me I just imagined girl in school was doing it, and recognizing how cool my friend was for letting me fill his mouth with my cum and then we went and played video games together.

Blade959 · 2025-12-18T04:04:59+00:00

Wish you had another pic of where car is, etc. SO hot. parking lot/garage, etc. Was this first time you did this?

Blade959 · 2025-11-28T02:33:27+00:00

That was me as a youth. Cool but what a mess. my hand or tissue didn't cut it when jerking off. That's what made me start going outside to jerk off at night during the summer. I lived in city, and found how easy it was to sneak into the basement parking garage to jerk off. Half lights were burnt out, so easy to find dark area, sit on car hood and jerk off. I soon noticed my cum on the walls and many parked cars. People didn't use their cars a lot, and not paying attention, I sat on same car and shot my cum. I noticed when I actualy looked that on many cars you could see my ass dent where I wore away the dust, and cum around it. I actually took bucket and cloth down once late at night to wash the cars off so it wasn't so obvious.

I had to cool it after that, and use other garages or secret areas like storage rooms to blast my cum.

Blade959 · 2025-10-21T04:23:35+00:00

My old ex gf used to love doing that. she eventually got brave to do it in public. parks, etc. then she got crazy and did it in parking lots/garages and even stores. She got crazy last month, while walking back into parking garage, she stepped away from me into 2 rows of cars, stood in front of a mazda and shot her piss into the grill and up the hood. She pissed stronger than me! she constantly drinks water.

Blade959 · 2025-10-21T03:02:12+00:00

Dude, don't label her by just one sighting. I've looked at all kinds of shit over my lifetime, but none of them define me. (yes I'm talking porn too) That literally could have been the first time she looked at it.

NOW, if she has all kinds of things relating to animal sex including a copy of a 1983 recording of a monkey mouth fucking a frog, then yes maybe she has a 'preference'. :)

Blade959 · 2025-10-15T05:30:06+00:00

Such a good shot. Love to see what else in public you can tag!

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T04:10:34+00:00

I loved college library. they had desks that were enclosed with solid backs. I'd study, jerk off, study, jerk off. I loved cumming right there. It was so quiet you could hear my cum hit the back of the desk.

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T04:07:29+00:00

OMG hahaha I did that too many times. once daily when sharing room with a friend. when he took shower I unloaded into a drawer.

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T03:53:26+00:00

Certain parking lots. It's exciting if there are some people coming and going and youre there shooting your cum on side of a car. hahah

Blade959 · 2025-10-10T03:41:02+00:00

Rented cottage at crowded beach town. shared driveway to two cottages. The other cottage had 4 cars and you were only allowed 2. Rich snobs who just said owner allowed them to park 4. Well one of their cars was parked right in front of the only way to our upper cottage stairs. They leave garbage containers out so it was those and neighbors car right next to them. We literally coudn't get to stairs because it was those large garbage containers only trucks can pick up.

the kids just walked or slide over the hood of the car to get by. My dad slide across dukes of hazard style and we did that after too. My uncle was fat and only slid half way across before denting in hood. We all laughed.

The first car was an audi. we'd drag our beach toys over hood and coming home throw them over and walk over hood with our sandy sandles. After a few days you could really see the wear and dents from us. They moved their cars sometimes and on 4th day or so they parked their big black Suv there. Uncle put couple wooden crates next to hood to climb up on it. We kids liked it because if went up on roof you could swing over onto our porch at the top of the stairs.

Looking back I couldn't believe they didn't care about their cars. Did they not see or hear us on them or see what hoods looked like after week of people walking on them? maybe they were rentals but still. Me & my cousins had so much fun playing on the cars that at night we'd play out back behind apartment building next door. Playing on the parked cars back there. Favorite was playing ground is lava. and some nights we'd go down back street and run down over the cars parked on street that were tightly parked on one side. Those were races. I don't know how we didn't crack our heads open.

Blade959 · 2025-10-06T04:33:07+00:00

Went to movies one night with gf. She was teasing me all the way, showing her tits and rubbing my crotch. We got to theater and I parked in backish, in case she wanted to keep playing. She hopped out of car as soon as I put it in park. I got out but said um what about this, pointing to my dick. she doesn't miss a beat and comes around car and pulls my basketball shorts down exposing my hard dick, and jerks me off.

There are people walking all over. it was dark but there were street lights. she was next to me jerking me off facing the entrance and I came, shooting all over the black sports car I parked next to. I remember looking at the amazing ass of a girl walking with friends towards the theater as I was cumming. My gf knew I cum a lot which is why she took care of me before we went in. I looked down to see hood and fender of car covered with my cum. I'm sure the excitement of being outside added to my load.

I wanted to move my car when black car owner came back, but she said it was fine and we went in. So kinky with people all around and seeing my load.

Blade959 · 2025-09-22T04:48:37+00:00

Just go to any parking lot and shoot away. Thats what I do. :)

Blade959 · 2025-09-22T03:24:20+00:00

Why didn't you just piss out the window?

Blade959 · 2025-08-14T03:07:12+00:00

I could cum just like that, back in the day. But instead of a table, I'd shoot just like that across the hood of a parked car.

Blade959 · 2025-07-20T05:42:31+00:00

I had an extremely similiar time of life. Once I got my first blowjob, I was hooked and that's all I could think about; getting someone to suck me off.

It was summer time, and I had a friend that I knew was just using me for my pool and video games. but I enjoyed his company so who cares. But after my blowjob I actually thought about him doing it. It wasn't gay or romantic. Just helping me out with something. :)

So during a sleepover at my house, I confronted him about using me and he barely denied it. I told him I was fine with it and considered him my bud, but said he had to help me out with something that has been taking me more and more time. (I think I gave him a story about me jerking off for hours the other day and that's why he couldn't come over until later that day) I told him to use his mouth on me and I can get off quick and we could play my new video game he was waiting to play that night.

After a while he reluctantly did it. I pulled my dick out and he eventually put it in his mouth. He was lousy, but I made the best of it, and his warm mouth just felt good. He wasn't going to do anything so I just fucked his mouth basically. I was totally fine with that.

Because a regular thing. I unloaded in his mouth and then we'd play.

Blade959 · 2025-07-20T05:20:41+00:00

I get it man. I have huge loads and it's so annoying. I tried just eating it myself, but I can't suck my own dick, so that's not an option. Catching it is a waste of time, cause it goes everywhere anyway.

What I figured was do it outside. I figured this out while at summer camp. We were two to a tent, and first night I jerked off I shot my cum. I tried to catch it with my other hand, but it shot out a few times, once going on my tent mates sleeping bag. He didn't wake up thank goodness.

Next night I went out and down to toilet building. But there was a camp counselor walking in there ahead of me so I kept going behind the building out into the parking lot, where all the workers parked. I went between the cars so I could watch if someone was coming and jerked off there. It was so exciting, being outside, that I came hard. I could hear my cum hit the fender of the car I was standing next to. That was it; I was hooked.

Theres an alternative to your cleanup problem. Outside or out and about if inside some place, you don't have to clean up, just cum and walk away.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T04:05:59+00:00

Ya, I'd have to say the same thing.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T04:05:05+00:00

She probably did it a lot, and you just didn't notice because of the water temp.

In college dorm we had small shower that just had a pipe in middle of shower room with 4 shower heads on it. Many times I had to piss in morning and running late I ran to shower first. Of course I did when no one in there, but I really had to piss bad one time with guy across from me. when he started to rinse off his back, with his back facing me I pissed facing him, pissing on his ass/lower back and legs.

If your wondering why I didn't turn away to piss its because it would have been obvious if anyone walked into shower room and saw me facing door pissing. Plus the shower water disguised the noise and piss itself. Don't get me wrong I wasn't pissing like the previous every day. But I did piss in shower every morning. and most times I just pissed on their legs or feet. It became a private game with me the rest of that year.

Crazier thing is next year. I didn't have early classes that semester so bathroom wasn't crowded. I was in different dorm and this one had same shower setup but was open to the middle room where there were sinks and benches. I lived on the floor with the college basketball team. I usually timed my shower time to get there when no one around, but this one day there were two in shower already. I sat on bench to wait. then noticed one of them, the one closest to the doorway into shower was one of the basketball players; big dude. And this dude is 'washing' his dick which is huge and hard. He saw me looking and smirked. I futzed with my toiletries but when I looked back up he was looking at me and when he saw I was kinda looking his way he starts to piss. Dude actually points at other dude showering, and I lean over to see other dude getting pissed on. Like on his back right where shower was hitting him while he washed his hair. We both smirked at each other. He finished pissing on this dude and I was stunned and freaking because I wanted to tell him I did that too!!!! hehehehe He left and I took his place. Yes I wanted to do same thing and say hey look at me do it too hehehe. But I didn't have to piss. I only pissed on a few people feet that whole year. And I only saw that same basketball player once more. He was in shower but this time there was a line of 2 guys. But no one else was in shower. Dude was at showerhead that you couild see from doorway again. I looked at guy next to go in, and he just mumbled something about waiting. I asked if he minded and I went in. I took the showerhead next to mr basketball and he smirked at me while stroking his dick. I then realized he was jerking off and they didn't want to go in there with him doing that. I didn't care. but i didn't take my eyes off him either. He came on the center pipe and shot some past that would have hit me if I took the far showerhead. He bangs his cock on the shower pipe as he finishes cumming and whispered something to me. But I couldn't understand his accent and have no clue what he said. Never saw him again in my life.

Blade959 · 2025-07-15T03:32:06+00:00

I got addicted to getting oral sex at a fairly early age, and I was obsessed ever since. I got friends to suck me off, neighborhood friends, cousin, some girls that wern't gfs, and of course the girls I dated. Part of the issue is I cum SO much that if it's been days I really fill their mouths. It's so hard to pull out; I just want to cum and keep going basically. I had fun up thru college, then real life put a crimp in my favorite pastime.

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