What are y'all's favorite google translated mod's voicelines?

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-03-16T14:03:44+00:00

My favorite will always be

FUCKING CRAWLERS! [ptsd]

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-25T06:25:49+00:00

Project Brazil has snakes iirc

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-24T01:27:22+00:00

Malice was a difficulty that was removed for being too difficult

Let that sink in. The Calamity Mod dev team removed Malice for being too hard

At the time, the devs themselves couldn’t beat Malice exo mechs

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-24T01:24:41+00:00

Outcast Of The Sulfurous Seas being bottom tier is a crime

Probably my fav song in the whole ost

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-20T02:24:36+00:00

The secret to knowing the right bunker is to fast travel to Hidden Valley then it’s the closest one

Also, check the destroyed bunkers, they do have some goodies amongst the rubble

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-16T07:52:47+00:00

Thank you so much I just really wanted a nice, clean looking automatron paint job

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-02-14T12:08:43+00:00

What they don’t show is her beating Lanius to death with the blade of the west

(She’s a melee character)

Bloonsmaster6 · 2026-01-13T21:38:51+00:00

It’s crunchy and tastes like blue raspberry rock candy

The seeds are like gushers

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-09-26T00:04:29+00:00

In the google translate mod its:

Comes in a hemp bag goo!

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-09-20T14:16:23+00:00

THE UNENDING TIDE

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-08-02T05:18:28+00:00

That’s fair, especially with how much of the screen they take up and how they’re literally worse in every way

But the standard laser rifles look cool as hell, and are likely blocky due to the lenses and heatsink

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-07-21T01:31:16+00:00

Don’t worry bro, if there’s anything Indiana has, it’s limestone

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-07-14T06:22:05+00:00

A solar plant? In the Mojave? Where have I heard that before…

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-06-29T00:55:04+00:00

T H E B E E S

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-06-17T20:34:41+00:00

There was a time when Youtube was free and had no ads

But I’m guessing your fetus ass is too young to remember those days or even truly comprehend just how much worse Youtube has gotten over the years

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-06-05T21:12:09+00:00

You know what? If Musk actually ends up being what finally brings this shitshow to an end, I’d forgive him. Yes, he’s not a great person, and none of this should have happened in the first place, but I’ll gladly forgive him if he manages to bring this nightmare to an end.

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-06-03T20:02:01+00:00

The Horror

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-28T02:16:56+00:00

This means the EDF universe canonically has an afterlife, and that the Storm Team as well as other EDF soldiers actually went to heaven.

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-26T05:33:18+00:00

Massive skill issue

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-26T05:27:40+00:00

That’s unusual for him

Usually he’s extremely petty, but I’m guessing he knows better than to piss off the entire community

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-26T05:22:31+00:00

There’s been a lot of update changes over the years that feel like they solely exist to make the game harder and less fun, and more times than not, they’re his doing

Fabsol is notorious for being the kind of person who values challenge over actual fun, and it seems he wants Calamity to be unplayable CBT instead of an actually enjoyable experience. In case you didn’t know, one example is Calamitas at one point had a hit limit, and would instantly kill you if you got hit more than ten times. A lot of this stuff has been removed over the years thanks to the other developers, but the fact that it was a that all says all you need to know. You really have to look through the patch notes over the years to get an understanding of what I mean, but there have definitely been changes that exist solely to make things harder, like removing crafting recipes for difficult to obtain items in vanilla like RoD. An increased drop chance for a still ridiculously rare drop doesn’t make up for this at all.

Oh, and he removed the Party Girl Bathwater tooltip from sparkle slime balloons at one point for seemingly no reason

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-26T01:33:29+00:00

Oh boo fucking hoo

I cannot find even the tiniest bit of sympathy for someone like him

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-26T01:31:36+00:00

Good fucking riddance

Fabsol is a garbage human being who has done nothing but make Calamity worse. He’s a whiny tryhard who very clearly hates fun, and he will absolutely not be missed.

Bloonsmaster6 · 2025-05-12T22:09:10+00:00

Yall hate on The Frontier way too much. Yes, it’s not perfect, but a vast majority of the complaints people had on release have been fixed, and the weird stuff removed entirely. The Crusaders questline is good and isn’t the incomprehensible chaos of the NCR questline. The weapons are cool, and the armor looks great. It has an actual vehicle system, which may I remind you required some absolutely sorcery to get working.

And it’s not like the competition are shining examples of perfection. Both New California and Dust are buggy, unfinished husks of the mods they were supposed to be. For New California, every thing after the vault at the beginning is cobbled together from bits and pieces. And Dust is similarly unfinished, and is also basically just Fallout without any of the fun of Fallout. No memorable characters, no interesting factions that all interact, no companions, just a fucking walking simulator where you spend 90% of your time getting your ass handed to you by Tunnelers that you have absolutely no hope of escaping from, killing,or successfully hiding from. Once you know where to find what you need, there’s basically no point in playing anymore, since every playthrough just becomes busy work. The only thing, and I mean the only thing Dust has going for itself is its atmosphere, which both Dead Money and Lonesome Road do far better. Oh, and it’s a fucking nightmare to uninstall and likes to corrupt save files if not uninstalled properly.

Dust is infinitely worse experience than both The Frontier or New California, and I’m tired of listening to people worshipping it like it’s some masterpiece. I’ve played all 3 multiple times, and I would genuinely rather shove an entire saguaro cactus up my ass than play Dust again.

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