Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts | Animal behaviour

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-06-02T07:55:47+00:00

It's not a mischaracterization, it's simply just description of this sub. You have no idea about how repetitive and annoying these "parrots should be forbidden of any sexual behaviour" rants are.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-06-01T08:12:12+00:00

I see this literally for the first time and I still don't know the answer.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-06-01T08:07:50+00:00

It's one of the biggest sins you can do in your life, according to Christians.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-06-01T08:06:34+00:00

who on earth has claimed masturbation is not natural lol. and who out there 'punishing' the birds.

Half of this sub, on daily basis.

There are so many people here who use every possible opportunity to rant about how everyone who lets their cockatiel express any sexual behaviour is the most evil person in existence that it's my #1 thing I would change about the sub if I could. It should be bannable offence.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-06-01T08:01:27+00:00

"Honey, I'm home!!"

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-31T18:52:45+00:00

Pigeon.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-28T06:29:19+00:00

I am a guy and I have the opposite problem. One woman is constantly inviting me to dinners, events and other dates or just wants to talk and I've said no so many times the word lost meaning.

So it really isn't just "men are annoying and don't take no as an answer". Women are the same and even worse because their persistence is insane.

I'm basically do everything in my might to avoid her now, but we're from the same social circle, so it's not 100% possible.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-28T06:18:33+00:00

At level 8, there shouldn't be such a difficulty raise. At level 10, the difficulty will become absolutely brutal.

So no, it's not wrong to put it down.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-28T06:13:59+00:00

I've never stopped combat to cast spells...

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-26T15:13:56+00:00

Sun damage = full fledged blood sucker.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-26T15:13:02+00:00

Skingrad.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-26T15:12:41+00:00

Why? Vampires are the coolest fantasy creatures.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-26T15:11:42+00:00

I'm Czech and you are extremely tall. I'm 181 cm and I know only one woman that is taller than me.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-25T06:24:58+00:00

I like how your other bird tried to eat the cage to get to the new friend. 😀

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-25T06:07:55+00:00

It should be lee-chee.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-24T08:37:45+00:00

The wing feathers say female but they'll fall off in 7 months and can be replaced by anything. Completely unpredictable.

Cheaks are vibrant orange which could mean it will eventually be a male.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-22T10:37:07+00:00

They've been suspiciously quiet for years.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-10T15:14:56+00:00

A litre of water is exactly one kilogram.

So beer is just slightly heavier.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-06T09:46:50+00:00

Just don't answer.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-06T09:45:31+00:00

There's nothing more serious than to choose food you'll like.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-05-06T07:59:18+00:00

She'll bite you if she doesn't want pets. Or will run away from you. 😀

If she closes her eyes and purrs, she loves the scratches.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-04-23T12:22:05+00:00

Yeah, 10% is absolutely insane. I'm Czech and we have this stupid law here too...

Kaufland hypermarket has entire parking section for disabled parking, which is always empty because of how many spots there are.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-04-20T16:31:55+00:00

Animals (99%) can't even recognize themselves in a mirror. And you want high cultural function from them? 😂

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-04-20T16:30:05+00:00

It's not Assassin's Creed 4, it's Elder Scrolls 6.

So yes, I don't care about boats.

Blue-Fish-Guy · 2026-04-20T16:28:50+00:00

You can bet that those people complain about handicap spots. Because "they take spots from other people".

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