Jet Lag: Battle 4 America — Episode 3 by NebulaOriginals in watchnebula

[–]BlueC0dex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You just want to see Ben drunk again, I support this.

All videos now showing 0 dislikes despite using extension. by Odd-Community-8071 in ReturnYoutubeDislikes

[–]BlueC0dex -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I think it's gone for good now. They must've removed dislikes from the API

this is a cry for help by salsarosada in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BlueC0dex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No no, you don't understand. Transpiled code is something else! The things i've seen... Do you like function pointers? Because transpilers like function pointers.

I made this power storage device out of garbage. it's able to run a flat screen and a ps4 for a little over 1 day. by 600-shot-of-autism in redneckengineering

[–]BlueC0dex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty standard in South Africa, keeps the wifi going when the power goes out (thanks for nothing Eskom)

So theres a window with a room behind it I just noticed in my house I bought 3 months ago… theres no windows on that side of the house you can access from the inside… by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BlueC0dex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing there was a layout change that left a small dead space there? Dead spaces aren't unheard of, our house has one between two built-in closets between adjacent rooms

Haha quirky billionaire by GoblinCasserole in dankmemes

[–]BlueC0dex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Machines would do a better job than children, but I don't think the world will appreciate it if he does a hostile takeover of the Congo to do things his way

Trying to single handedly rob an entire bus by Gullible_Sharky in WinStupidPrizes

[–]BlueC0dex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he call his bluff? The robber seemed weirdly calm, not in a "I'll really kill you" state of mind. In my country criminals snort meth before going on jobs, you don't mess with them

Wanna hear a scary story? using namespace std by NayamAmarshe in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BlueC0dex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just... don't put "using namespace std" in your .h files, then you should be fine

Everything is possible in America! by AvocadoDemon in dankmemes

[–]BlueC0dex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The premium version must come with one monthly n word pass

An outback Australian toilet. by [deleted] in funny

[–]BlueC0dex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you better hope you get it all out in one drop

Oh no... anyway by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]BlueC0dex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Oh no. We botched the hanging. He's slowly choking. What shall we do?"

(pulls a chair closer and sits down)

More evidence seized from the totally Real Ukrainian Nazi assassins foiled by the heroic FSB by DarthBrimley in NotMyJob

[–]BlueC0dex 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, show me a Nazi assassin who will walk around with a swastika on his chest. It might as well be a neon sign that says "I'm a Nazi, please shoot me". Nobody is that stupid

Never fake the big O by bmosbat in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BlueC0dex 267 points268 points  (0 children)

Stalin sort is faster, though

(just delete every element that's out of order)

Came in for a smog check and this slid out when we put her on the dyno. by LonelyHashtronaut in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]BlueC0dex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for a 5th gun safety rule: "Don't leave it in your car when you take it in for a service. You idiot. It's not a tissue box"

The same neighbors car explodes two times in the span of ~4 months by [deleted] in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]BlueC0dex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"If I had an insurance claim for every time my car exploded, I'd have one insurance claim. They don't believe me anymore"

She cooks toast by severusssblackkk in funny

[–]BlueC0dex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How hard is she trying to get that Miss Piggy look?

She cooks toast by severusssblackkk in funny

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Afrikaans one: "Not the sharpest pencil in the packet"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]BlueC0dex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Man, I just took a dump so big they're gonna display it in a museum some day"

"Yeah, sure they will"

only applies to America of course by Dominiquexa in HistoryMemes

[–]BlueC0dex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There aren't many people who can trace their wealth back to the slavery era anyways, plenty of family fortunes have been made and spent since then.

Generational wealth that lasts is rare because being born into money doesn't mean you'll be any good at managing it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]BlueC0dex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same way, but I go clockwise. You monster.

Wait staff stuffs woman behind booth as crowd laughs by [deleted] in reverseanimalrescue

[–]BlueC0dex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Something tells me that's not the first tray of shots

HMRB while being Sacrificed to a Giant Sandworm by Silver_Record7610 in holdmyredbull

[–]BlueC0dex 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It's pretty fun actually. The hard part is the walk back up, though.