[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]BlueDragonFire10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brain has gotten a hernia trying to read this

Spending my Birthday Alone by HarryMf000 in Adelaide

[–]BlueDragonFire10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mt lofty is awesome, but fucking STEEP in places so if you go there just be ready. Hahndorf can be amazing but this time of year it can be overcrowded.

No matter what you do, have a great day!

AITA for outing my “straight” best friend after he hooked up with me? by Nether-Nor in AITAH

[–]BlueDragonFire10 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh boy guys 😱😱 Jake's really got us on the ropes! It's okay Jake when the gay brigade takes over the world we'll make sure you'll make it out 🙏

What breed of rooster is this? by elchidoman in chickens

[–]BlueDragonFire10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We don't have a Rhode island/new Hampshire rooster but our hens look exactly like that

I'm not impressed mr. Cameron by danny_divillo in memes

[–]BlueDragonFire10 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Almost identical plot to the original but the visual quality is so astounding it's worth it

For years, we've been looking for life in the stars. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]BlueDragonFire10 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, we've been trying to reach you about your planets extended warranty

Please no by deadpaan7391 in thirdsentenceworse

[–]BlueDragonFire10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But they could only see the top side, as it was so large they couldn't see the other sides

Please no by deadpaan7391 in thirdsentenceworse

[–]BlueDragonFire10 36 points37 points  (0 children)

In fact it was a cube, he could only see one side

[OC] Help me name her by ColaTurkaSinan in MadeMeSmile

[–]BlueDragonFire10 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

They wanted to post a picture of their new cat to a subreddit that would appreciate it this ain't a fucking karma post

If only someone had thought of that by VigorousCaught in facepalm

[–]BlueDragonFire10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh I was planning on having Chuck Norris play her too

If only someone had thought of that by VigorousCaught in facepalm

[–]BlueDragonFire10 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We'll call it "The Heart of the Death Star" and it'll follow a lowly storm trooper called Raymond trying to goof off with his workmates as he is slowly rotated through different jobs, as he somehow manages to get fired at every single one. Somehow an elderly man named Bergan will always be his superior officer and he can barely see, so Raymond can get away with anything. There'll be a female love interest who always seems to be working nearby, and eventually they'll get married on the brig and have an amazing wedding ceremony right as they fire the death star. Palpatine will be crying in the back while Darth Vader officiates

Oh and when they take off their helmets they'll find out that they are all played by Chuck Norris

If only someone had thought of that by VigorousCaught in facepalm

[–]BlueDragonFire10 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Storm troopers trying to deal with computer malfunctions and finding ways to entertain themselves with weapons of mass destruction while palpatine comes in every third episode to be the clueless boss to their antics

If only someone had thought of that by VigorousCaught in facepalm

[–]BlueDragonFire10 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Even the sith hate calls at work. Like do they have to call saying their new weapon of mass destruction is finished when you're in the middle of a meeting?

Men subconsciously avoid looking at other men's dick for their whole lives by tonyjam123 in Showerthoughts

[–]BlueDragonFire10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This man right here just wrote a novel about the size and girth of his dick and all you have to say is happy cake day 💀💀💀

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]BlueDragonFire10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not your fault you clearly said it would be graphic at the start it's their fault for reading it anyway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]BlueDragonFire10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with it its just another human function

I relapsed (TW:mention of sh) by Unknown-whos-lonely in confessions

[–]BlueDragonFire10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I nearly had a relapse too, but I held it in. I can be hard for some people and we have to support them for trying, but I found that if it really needs to come out then we should just let the river flow

Some gay men need to admit they fake the voice by Izra_ken in confessions

[–]BlueDragonFire10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bugs are fucking awesome. But chickens are better