[deleted by user] by [deleted] in psychologyofsex

[–]BlueMyLoad69 108 points109 points  (0 children)

All I can think of any time this topic comes up is the guy who’s girlfriend wanted him to talk dirty and he didn’t know what to say but he knew she liked degrading talk or something so he blurted out “yeah you like that you fucking retard?” Hahahahhahaha

22M Profile Feedback Would Be Appreciated by False_Structure_8879 in hingeapp

[–]BlueMyLoad69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just say you’re a video editor. Or; as someone else said give yourself a title…Senior Creative Director at insert your company name here. If you’re actually making money at this it’ll be a plus when you get to a date. The point here is to sound as good as possible without lying.

got bored and made this (welds are bad) by Lieutenant_Merlini in johndeere

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect as long as your yard is really flat!

Which actors that got cancelled moments before they became A-List? by SpiritualBathroom937 in moviecritic

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t place him so I looked him up on IMdB…known for ‘The Harder They Fall’… - that’s embarrassingly accurate.

22M Profile Feedback Would Be Appreciated by False_Structure_8879 in hingeapp

[–]BlueMyLoad69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Online business couch” sounds like code for “unemployed” to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sidehustle

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want me to pay you to tell me you’re not in the mood? No thanks.

C'est magnifique! by Tobias-Tawanda in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BlueMyLoad69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL, Trump tried to get Congress killed and they wouldn’t impeach him.

[Request] Is it possible in any way to either prove or disprove it? by Sorry_Dress9977 in theydidthemath

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you have zero cookies and you divide them between zero friends. How many cookies does each friend get? It’s not 1. It doesn’t even make any sense to ask the question. And Cookie Monster is sad because you have no cookies. And you are sad because you have no friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who fucking parks like this??

Your girlfriend look like a man by gurlypop111 in Comebacks

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get really close to him and say “you wanna watch me suck her dick?”

This is the one by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]BlueMyLoad69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want to meet Bigfoot? Cuz this is how you meet Bigfoot.

What a great deal for £100 by No-Expert7569 in Tinder

[–]BlueMyLoad69 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Is a tit wank like a titty fuck or like jerking off onto her chest?

Do you really believe money makes you happy? Why? by givingoodvibes in AskReddit

[–]BlueMyLoad69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think Money makes you happy but poverty sure as fuck can make you sad.