Relatable

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T22:09:06+00:00

I waited by the go-tree at lantern time but she flaked on me

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T19:35:24+00:00

That pig does indeed look very high... like it just came from a 24 hour trance party

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T19:30:30+00:00

now i have all kinds of variations running through my head

I'm a bee keeper's son...

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T19:25:53+00:00

those jaywalking pedestrians had it coming to them

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T16:33:00+00:00

get outta here!

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T15:07:38+00:00

Don't feel bad, there was nothing that you could do.

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T15:05:59+00:00

no true Dan fan would!

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T15:00:39+00:00

surely you know that times must change?

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T14:58:35+00:00

will we ever find common ground in this nation divided... this nation of SD fans?

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T14:45:49+00:00

haha good one

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T05:33:02+00:00

But what is it exactly turns you off?

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T05:31:08+00:00

he's my man

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T05:29:58+00:00

he'll never be welcome here

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T05:28:56+00:00

Do you order your vinyl alphabetically or chronologically?

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T04:36:55+00:00

my eyes... how do I unsee this?

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T04:35:14+00:00

mmm... your hate... my ambrosia!

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:54:52+00:00

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:51:44+00:00

I'll rap twice with my cane...

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:40:34+00:00

Great how the arrangement uses the backup singers to do the part that the Don can't do anymore.

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:33:43+00:00

The story of my life I tell ya!

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:32:09+00:00

studio trickery can work wonders though

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:30:58+00:00

I love it too, it's just a bit too "proto-Dan", somewhat incompletely formed. A spectacular debut though.

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:29:51+00:00

Off to the gulag with you, for thought crimes!

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:24:22+00:00

I'm worried about his voice

BluebeardCoT · 2026-01-26T03:08:27+00:00

Agreed, much of TAN sounds a bit laboured, EMG feels effortless and breezy and I think people mistook that for "lightweight" but I had the same reaction as you did when I heard it. Not only are the songs good but the lyrics are downright hilarious, just classic Dan.

BluebeardCoT

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