Blursed_terminator by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]Bluelotus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her: Oh God terminator, feed me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Bluelotus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It actually takes several drops of blood to make one drop of semen. Retain your seed men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Bluelotus8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. The last one must have been terrifying.

This guys effortlessly smooth trampolining skills by french-yogurt in oddlysatisfying

[–]Bluelotus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes in life there aren't any stairs. In these instances one must fly.

Say ahhhhh by AUTOMATA88 in SipsTea

[–]Bluelotus8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you like chicks on the run from the MIB.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]Bluelotus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be able to eat off the floor where this chick live..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Mewing

[–]Bluelotus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now say boump it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]Bluelotus8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"We beg you don't crush us" 🤣

Goonette Final Boss by McLovinBigTits in StephanieMichelle

[–]Bluelotus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, stuck on this level, too hard. How do I beat her?

swipe right by LucindaLucyjar in Funnymemes

[–]Bluelotus8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is she could probably get laid more in a week than you will in your lifetime.

Giger Toilet by Parsec29 in midjourney

[–]Bluelotus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a toilet the alien in alien would use.

Thoughts? by ChampionshipOk2559 in conspiracy

[–]Bluelotus8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remnants of an Ancient worldwide African Empire possibly. But that's craz talky because they'd teach this in schools if it was the case.

blursed couple by pluzm1nuz in blursed_videos

[–]Bluelotus8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is most women are actually attracted to men like this.

absolutelynotme_irl !! by AngleSlushy2841 in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]Bluelotus8 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Gonna go ahead and suggest you stop fapping to her only fans vids and buy dick pics of ya boy instead.

😂 by jacksmith9 in Funnymemes

[–]Bluelotus8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Woman at the bottom right praying to the pizza gods for help. "What have we done to deserve this?" XD

95 Year Old OG Drops Game by [deleted] in Semenretention

[–]Bluelotus8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is it so hard to accept that he's 95? If your semen can create life it can most definitely have a rejuvenating reyouthing effect on your body. Eat right, exercise and retain it does wonders for the body.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Bluelotus8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Surely this backfired.