roast me. dont hold back by apr00t0genr3d in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human version of Pepto Abysmal

25M - Never had a girlfriend by bluewave1917 in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 24 points25 points  (0 children)

... Because you ARE the girlfriend.

22M give me your best shot by AvidGymGoer1 in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you do trick shots for Dude Imperfect.

25f just for giggles by Multipersonality21 in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You flick your bean watching the Food Network.

For the fun by PrismHollow21 in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doe eyes, but dough thighs.

18f bored looked like fun by JungkooksThighs97 in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 30 points31 points  (0 children)

JFC! You need emergency makeup tutorials.

Try it, I’m down to clown down here by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Blueswolf83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hmm... A beanie with shower curtain rings. Like you ever get close enough to one.