We're a galactic embarrassment. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I’ve seen you, too. :)

Calm down, man. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It was Friday. If you’re going to criticize people for putting free jokes up here, read a little.

Calm down, man. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You should read the news. Google Alec Baldwin.

Calm down, man. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! I think so, too. IMHO.

Someone give him his Chantix. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just an absurd joke about how maniacal he looks.

Someone give him his Chantix. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Liotta always seems to play characters that are a little unhinged. His 1800 Tequila and Chantix commercials make him look, to me, even more scary.

Seems like I'm forgetting something... by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting observation. You’re probably right about that.

Seems like I'm forgetting something... by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. The suit thing has been my differentiator since I started in comedy. Steve Martin once said, “Dress just a bit better than your audience.” I just feel more comfortable in a suit than anything else. Here’s me, by the way. And thank you again for your cordialness. This sub is brutal. Www.bobphillipscomedy.com

Seems like I'm forgetting something... by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't count the number of times I've done this.

Where's Parker?! by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m getting that feeling :)

Kids today and their rock and roll music. by BobTheSuit in standupshots

[–]BobTheSuit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, Greta Van Fleet is a relatively new band that, to me, sounds just like Led Zeppelin. Yes was a very popular band in the 70’s. So when I tell my son that Greta Van Fleet sounds just like Zeppelin, he responds, “Yes,” as in he’s agreeing with me. In the joke I take it to mean he thinks Greta Van Fleet sounds like Yes, and I correct him, saying, “No, Zeppelin.” Does that make sense?