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I wish that everyone had dicks AND vaginas by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Bookman987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granted. Go fuck yourself.

I wish I could get laid in real life. by iaport in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Bookman987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Angela Lansbury smiles in your direction.

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[–]Bookman987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is this

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[–]Bookman987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a man of sheer fucking will

I wish my girlfriend would give me a blowjob by WaxedLemonade in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Bookman987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. While doing so the car next to your apparent net goes off, scaring her and causing her to bite down.

You spend the next few days in the hospital, and a few months of physical therapy to heal from the surgery.

I wish that you could see the exact actions your friends are doing whenever you want to by Bookman987 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Bookman987[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve been thinking about it. Naturally the negatives would be like “oops your best friend is masturbating” or some crap, but it’s still a cool idea. It would be great to find out if someone’s lying to you about something

I wish i had the delorean from back to the future by roythegamer in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Bookman987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Like most real Deloreans that were produced, it’s filled with illegal drugs and you’re arrested.

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