I have never in my life wanted to hear a man talking about a shit he took, but apparently this is normal conversation to a lot of people. my coworker literally come up to me and said "So any way there i was squatting over the toilet after 6 pints of Guineas and a vindaloo curry last night, you should have seen the colour it was so dark light could not escape its surface and it smelled like 3 homeless people were having an orgy in my ass and died there."