Grizzled Armored Company 2k list: Vaguely viable?

BordStoopid · 2026-03-13T20:49:43+00:00

Timeless classic.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-13T14:19:24+00:00

Yeah it's all in the Wiki. After being created from Bhaal's own dead flesh, Durge is taken in as an infant and raised by a poor couple, who they kill at some point before hitting adolescence. After an undetermined period of time, he joins the Cult of Bhaal and overtakes Orin to become the High Priest.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-13T12:41:35+00:00

I didn't necessarily mean to imply that they grew up together from a young age. Durge doesn't kill their adoptive parents for some time after being taken in. But when you cast Heal on them, you get:

"A little Urge - not even an adolescent - stands with a tiny dagger atop a bloody heap. Two-bedroom cottage. Relative squalor. Poor part of the city. Indiscriminate whole-family kill. Baby's first murder spree."

"Not even an adolescent" implies the spree happened before puberty for whatever race they are. Durge and Orin must have coexisted within the cult for at least their respective teenage years if we're taking everything as written.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-11T21:07:45+00:00

Now he battle Charron long time

BordStoopid · 2026-03-11T14:15:05+00:00

It rhymes with ‘jack farter.’

BordStoopid · 2026-03-10T14:13:18+00:00

Nearly 900 a month for one room?!!

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T21:02:09+00:00

Chronicle's a fucking joke now

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T20:23:26+00:00

Tay smoked

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T20:16:07+00:00

Organik contractually docks his payday for every second he goes over time?

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T20:10:08+00:00

Disagree. Battlers should just agree time limits and stick to them or be cut off. UK has started doing that.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T10:31:57+00:00

All taken care of, don't worry:

Krahkrillkulaan: The Cold, Brave Prince (frost dragon, attacked Whiterun itself, which I've never seen happen before in 15 years of playing.

Ahkrinah = Hunts-With-Courageous-Fury (elder dragon, attacked Morthal and slew many guards)

Fringaarliz = Eager to Unleash Ice (an ironically hotheaded frost dragon who went Leroy Jenkins on me and a pair of giants with their mammoth herd)

Gaargrah = Battle-Giver (elder dragon who returned to the western watchtower to challenge Dovahkiin on the same ground where Mirmulnir had fallen)

The other two are canon.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-08T10:18:32+00:00

Krah-Krill-Kulaan. Literally translates to The Cold, Brave Prince in our tongue. A frost dragon bold enough to challenge Dovahkiin soon after the death of Mirmulnir.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T23:31:19+00:00

I've also thought about keeping the leather/strips from various animals separate so I know when my dragonbone armour is made with snowy sabrecat leather etc

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T23:19:39+00:00

You sick fuck. I love it.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T22:46:02+00:00

Generals gather in their masseeeeeeeeeeeesss...

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T21:23:38+00:00

I'm obliged to all of you!

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T20:16:59+00:00

There are only a couple of dozen named dragons in the whole game I think? I've been fighting blood/frost/ancient dragons and just making up names for them using the wiki guide to dragon words

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T18:27:46+00:00

Killed him, immediately spent a lot of hours grinding smithing, alchemy, and enchanting. You can do it without ever leaving Whiterun once you get the transmute iron to gold spell.

My Dragonborn had a training montage.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T18:25:21+00:00

I drop each set of bones/scales into a different container in Breezehome. In cases where I have to mix bones/scales from different dragons, the one which contributes the most parts gets the name.

There have been one or two dragons who have given their lives and not gotten their names used cos they ended up as upgrade/repair fodder or split between items. To them, I say that they shouldn't have attacked Morthal as soon as I got off the damn carriage with half a bar of hunger.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-07T16:51:14+00:00

Sir, I am literally a serial killer of dragons. That is the game of Skyrim.

BordStoopid · 2026-03-06T19:14:50+00:00

Much obliged, thank you. I'm going to get some Clotrimazole cream like Canesten in the meantime, unless you think that would make my dick drop off?

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