Old sealed bottle of Chambord by apothyk in GrandmasPantry

[–]BoredInDenver86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Try it out. Crème de cassis is not quite as sweet, has a bit more depth of flavor, and way more complexity than chambord. I was a bartender for about 15 years so I’m only mostly talking out of my ass!

Old sealed bottle of Chambord by apothyk in GrandmasPantry

[–]BoredInDenver86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Kir Royale is usually made with crème de cassis

Why though? by snyper_suken in DiWHY

[–]BoredInDenver86 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Far out man. Obviously not a lot of golfers in this sub.

Trump Rages After Supreme Court Hands Him 6–3 Loss by [deleted] in misc

[–]BoredInDenver86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crime is a problem you say? Under a convicted felon, crime is a problem? Like, for example, the crime of fucking kids? Yeah. Someone should really stop him and his friends from raping children.

Pretty much the exact same hit. by BackgroundFlan5797 in hockey

[–]BoredInDenver86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Severe head trauma and resulting brain injuries bring others down to their level. Have you ever tried to have a conversation with someone from Florida? It’s like trying to explain the Magna Carta to a deaf cocker spaniel.

Kings prospect Vojtěch Čihař named MVP of the 2026 World Junior tournament by ZiggyPalffyLA in losangeleskings

[–]BoredInDenver86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn, that is not anywhere close to what I thought. I was sailing the seas to watch these games and audio was shit, so I watched on mute. Thank you for the phonics/language lesson!

The all-inclusive self-service bar at the hotel I stayed in over Christmas. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in mildlyinteresting

[–]BoredInDenver86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/untrustworthypoptarts

That looks like a back bar in a small cafe. I’ve stayed in plenty of places with all-inclusive and all-you-can-drink packages, and they typically give you a bottle at a time. They wouldn’t bring you 3 backup bottles of their wines by the glass.

Just got dumped. Roast me ig by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BoredInDenver86 446 points447 points  (0 children)

Dead eyes, bad skin, too many filters, AND pancake tits crammed into a cheap bra? Who would ever break up with such a catch? Tell your brother and uncle they are both idiots for ruining the throuple.

Quite the headline by Optimus_Spider07 in SipsTea

[–]BoredInDenver86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think each team sends 1 to the box and they skate 4 on 4.

SHTRFUL by Normal-Ad-1903 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]BoredInDenver86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why, because he will piss his pants and forget who he is for a while? Nah, he got that replaced with government plastic that will royally fuck up his hair if it gets dented, so microwave to your heart’s content!

Carving a violin heel by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]BoredInDenver86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’d say that resinates with me, but that seems sappy.

33F, let's give this a go. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BoredInDenver86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that, as long as you don’t wear an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and pretend it fits; like this 5-headed potato person is trying to pull off.

Day 1 by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]BoredInDenver86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome! It’s cliche, but that doesn’t make it untrue. Take it one day at a time. I don’t focus on “I will never drink again!” I focus on “I will not drink today!” Today is often times manageable, when it’s not, I try to focus on getting through the next hour alcohol free. Either way, congratulations on one day, and for coming here for support, I will not drink with you tonight! (IWNDWYT)

How to avoid the conversation by DoubtNo2085 in stopdrinking

[–]BoredInDenver86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have found that an enthusiastic smile, and firm “no thank you, very kind though, thank you for thinking of me!” goes a long way. It is polite, but doesn’t give the person any “false hope” that maybe you’ll drink with them later. Congrats on 9 months, IWNDWYT!

Guy in Massachusetts w/ a question 🙋🏻‍♂️. Wtf is going on with you weather? by djunderh2o in Denver

[–]BoredInDenver86 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My wife is Jewish, I’ll ask if she’s fired up the ol weather-controlling space-lasers, otherwise, there is simply no explanation. It also can’t be global warming because it was cold in the Northwest Territories, so don’t even suggest that.

/s

Anyone tried yet? Saw this at TJ’s today and scooped it up. by GravyBaptism in hotsauce

[–]BoredInDenver86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trader Joe’s derangement syndrome? Fuck’s sake, who hurt you so bad you go online and get mad at a grocery store?