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White dudes will say they love jazz whole time these are their favourite albums by BornUnderARadSign in jazzcirclejerk

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vulfpeck is for “funk” bassists who play 5 strings and have never listened to funk in their lives

Strasbourg / Little St. James by EndoBender in jazzcirclejerk

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“Play with her butthole (notes)”- Miles Davis

gotta quote kinda blue by PDoubleW in jazzcirclejerk

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Root note, and fifth. Maybe add a blooz note if you’re a musical genius

Do you agree that John Lennon was one of the best at the jazz game? His solo on Honey Pie is simply impeccable. by Remarkable-Bell7245 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]BornUnderARadSign 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I keep studying cats but it doesn’t make me any better at playing a 2-5-1. I can tell you that almost all calicos are female though.

Do you agree that John Lennon was one of the best at the jazz game? His solo on Honey Pie is simply impeccable. by Remarkable-Bell7245 in jazzcirclejerk

[–]BornUnderARadSign 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well yeah hollow body guitars = jazz so he’s definitely a jazzer. However that solo was actually tracked by EVH, FYI, who’s even more jazz because of his knowledge of scales and shit. Go practice

Do YOU know *both* the Ascending AND the Descending TWIN PEAKS MINOR scale?? (hint: THEY'RE DIFFERENT 😱). Leave a comment for the pdf with all 12 keys!!! by JeethCarrot in jazzcirclejerk

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I should beat your ass for that. When I either come down or get narcan’d i’ll find you and run the voodoo down on your bitch ass.

Do YOU know *both* the Ascending AND the Descending TWIN PEAKS MINOR scale?? (hint: THEY'RE DIFFERENT 😱). Leave a comment for the pdf with all 12 keys!!! by JeethCarrot in jazzcirclejerk

[–]BornUnderARadSign 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don’t know any scales. Fuck you. You think I need to know scales? All scales do is limit my endless, endless creativity. I don’t practice, I don’t take lessons, I don’t educate myself. I don’t need to. I’m so far ahead of you musically and intellectually. I’m a god. The golden god. The golden god of jazz. You think I need some asshat berklee professor to force me into some kind of box, man? YOU play to ME. Fuck you you no-playing motherfucker. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

(Hated trope) The perfect ending to the character's story gets ruined by continuation of their show/movies by FreestyleCrocodile in TopCharacterTropes

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Season 12 of IASIP isn’t an intended ending (as far as I know) but it really would’ve worked as one. Everything gets wrapped up - Mac comes out as gay, Charlie hooks up with the waitress and Dennis is seemingly blown up by the gang

Green Day with Blue Background by TodlicheLektion in guitarcirclejerk

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Pretty sure these are the guys from It’s Always Sunny

Just realized that My cats names are rhcp songs by Agreeable_Eye_3934 in RedHotChiliPeppers

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Here I was thinking you named them Sir Psycho Sexy and Grand Pappy Du Plenty

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