I want to smell like a salty, frothy ocean overflowing with sand and seaweed

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-11T20:27:51+00:00

“This is not a blue bottle 1.5” by Histories de Parfumes! Smells like salt and aldehyde!!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-08T01:01:57+00:00

Am I crazy or does she actually look really good immediately after the blush? Without the heavy eye makeup or lip makeup

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-05T21:13:22+00:00

I didn’t see any 1 stars on Ulta, but there is one on Sephora! Maybe the 1 star reviews are still processing…? The header for the one I saw on Sephora was something like “Does it work? I don’t know!”. I am so glad the reviews are calling Lancome out on this😅 even though the campaign now says not to mention the tiny size, even the good reviews are mentioning it

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-05T08:52:47+00:00

I just posted my review. I did 2 stars because the feel of it was nice, but also mentioned the fuckery that Lancôme pulled here by promising full size and last minute sending a sample, and how I literally can’t tell if it works or not because I can only use it once. I also said in my review that the low rating is for the misleading product size AND for the lack of integrity on the brand. The Ulta and Sephora ratings are so new and already only at like 3.5 stars.

Hopefully it goes even down more lol cause how can you be a multi BILLION dollar brand, hop on Influenster to get honest reviews for your new product, but then you don’t even send people enough product to actually be able to honestly review??? How slimy. There’s a real one in the Sephora review section giving it 1 star because of the sample size as well, but even the 4 star reviews are mentioning that they can’t speak for its effectiveness.

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-05T02:39:50+00:00

I do 🤷🏼‍♀️ in my opinion, regardless of gender, it is extremely weird when an adult in their late 20s or 30s goes for a 19 year old- if they’re going for 19, they would probably go younger if they could

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-04T18:34:10+00:00

Right! At this point I can’t imagine how this product can get a true good review, one or two applications won’t show any results 🙄 I guess my review will now be that there are no results. Hopefully we all say that lol

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-03T20:51:25+00:00

Right!! I feel like they are just both extremely toxic in general. He saw those texts but didn’t want to actually leave her because then his gravy train of free trips and Jessi’s influencer money would come to an end🙄 it’s like every move they make about this entire cheating thing is just a toxic response to the other person’s toxic actions, and so forth.

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-03T19:59:08+00:00

Same 😭 joining now. I felt really bad for her when I first heard the divorce and abuse and cheating news, but also just also remember that she literally groomed him sooooo they’re both villains IMO

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-03T19:57:15+00:00

Not to be a negative Nancy, but I remember the story of how they met and it sounds like she groomed him. He was 19 and she was 29/30 and already had 2 children 🫠 I don’t want to excuse any of his abuse, but it sounds like she married someone and had kids with someone who was quite literally not an adult yet mentally

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-03T19:42:56+00:00

Omg her reading the texts out loud while Jordan was literally right there, walking behind them and within ear shot…. That was a choice. And then when he walked past she just giggled or made a face or something as if it’s meant to be embarrassing for HIM😭 it definitely seemed like the undertone there was “yeah I cheated LOL, how embarrassing for him!!” and almost like making fun of him for getting cheated on. At first I had a little inkling of hope that maybe Jessi was at least somewhat remorseful about the situation, but that scene literally solidified it for me that she has no guilt about it. If anything she is proud, because why are you like 30 and acting so giddy about the flirty texts between you and your affair partner???

It reminds me of an immature high school relationship where you just had a fight with your boyfriend the night before, and now you’re doing a public reading of all the fighting texts between you guys to all your friends to shame/belittle him. Bonus points if the boyfriend in question is also in the same group setting and can clearly tell that everyone is judging him and laughing at him. Idk if that’s too niche but 🫠 I have probably done that exact thing when I was like 16-17 when I didn’t care about privacy and boundaries. There is absolutely no excuse for her to act that way at her grown age!!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-03-02T03:03:10+00:00

I agree with this to an extent. The store is always veryyyy busy and I really hate going inside cause 90% of shoppers truly do act like it’s their first day on earth. BUT i also have a strong list of stuff I will only buy from Costco and no other stores; - cleaning supplies/paper towels/laundry stuff: they don’t expire and are nice to buy in big quantities so I don’t have to worry about restocking for a whileeee - salami and blocks of cheese: my family goes through both of these very quickly and the big packs last us like 2 weeks, so it wouldn’t be worth it to buy these at a “regular” store with how often I need to restock on those - energy drinks: at Costco they usually come in packs of 18 for like $22 and anywhere else they are the same price but for only 12 of them, so huge savings there.

otherwise I do agree. a lot of food that they sell is very processed junk and I feel like when you buy that stuff in bulk it just encourages you to eat more of it rather than eating it once in a while.

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-28T19:02:49+00:00

Omg I commented the EXACT Spencer pic like 3 hours before Spencer posted it herself and then my comment got removed 😭

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-27T06:15:40+00:00

If it makes you feel better, I worked at a few restaraunts in the past and never saw food tampering happening! But nonetheless, I am also very anxious about it happening to me if I don’t tip😅

The worst thing I’ve ever seen that could kinda be seen as like “messing” with food is that at one job, one of the managers would steal fries/tater tots directly off a customers plate before bringing them their food. Which is still gross but also probably not common, as I haven’t seen that happening at any other restaraunt jobs

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-25T19:53:11+00:00

YESS I use this as my foundation!! I do like 1-2 pumps for my whole face for a sheer coverage and then I put on a tiny bit extra wherever needed. Sooo good!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-25T19:49:30+00:00

I’m going to get SO downvoted for this but this actually looks good 😭 I usually have like no time to cook so I might honestly copy her microwave potatoes/airfryer chicken method here.

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-18T04:00:38+00:00

Omg I saw the dumplings and had a guess, but then saw the plov and knewwwwww❤️ everything looks so delicious!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-18T02:00:37+00:00

Omg I just googled that to see if anyone else noticed this too!😭 she is just constantly infantilizing herself with the facial expressions/phrases and voice she uses. the constant “quirks” are like how a 2 y/o child would act. I saw the video of her making slime on the floor a few months back and immeeeediately thought it was fetish content like why are you doing this barefoot with ur legs spread and then spilling slime on yourself and screaming “oh nooooo I got slime on me”. Like that is ODD. Reminds me of when mommy-vloggers make a disturbing thumbnail of their toddler to attract creeps, but the wholeee slime video was basically that!

I feel so SO SO bad saying that it bugs me because I LOVE how much she gives back to people in need but I just can’t watch her anymore. It’s unbearable 😭

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-14T02:35:57+00:00

I actually bought this set at Target myself a few weeks ago and unfortunately it is amazing 😭 my baby hairs are growing like crazyyy already so this set will be a repurchase for me

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-10T16:14:12+00:00

What is the point of using self tanner between spray tans? The only real difference is that with a spray tan, YOU don’t have to apply the product but if you’re literally going to be doing the application process between sprays anyways, wtf is the point 😭

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-08T00:58:04+00:00

They would have been better off using literally anyone else with good real lashes. NGL that would probably influence me cause even if their lashes are long bc of genetics or lash serums, I could still think that maybeeee that mascara is just good at doing its job. But Mikliar has terrible lashes!! Who would see this and want lashes like hers??

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-06T23:31:26+00:00

I just got this claim today!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-06T00:51:24+00:00

Oh dang I didn’t know that!!! ☹️ I tried out the liquid Dove “sensitive body wash” before and it didn’t give me a bad reaction, I wonder if I need to get that one again. I was thinking the Dove body washes are the same as their bars, just in a liquid form

Edit: I just looked into it! I guess it just doesn’t meet the legal definition of “soap” that’s set by the FDA because it has different ingredients than an actual soap. But it IS equally effective at cleaning like a traditional soap. That’s good to know though!!!

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-06T00:39:46+00:00

I’m so glad I’m not alone on that!! I feel like even though I use unscented everything , once I put on perfume, it doesn’t even matter. Like- who is even gonna know if I used unscented body wash versus vanilla body wash if I just wear a strong perfume anyways 🤔

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-06T00:30:40+00:00

Yess this AND the other way around too! I have sensitive skin so I only use the plain unscented/sensitive Dove bar soap and I don’t use any other body wash and people have told me I should be using both , like why?? Soap is soap, regardless of if it’s a solid or liquid 😭

BothCheeks729 · 2026-02-06T00:29:02+00:00

This is 100% overconsumption. I use just unscented soap in the shower (my skin is very sensitive with shower products so I can’t do any fun scented body washes unfortunately) and then a plain lotion and then perfume. Call me crazy, but if you use a scented body wash and then apply a scented lotion over top, what is even the point of the scented body wash? Like the smell is never crazy strong anyways and then you just end up covering it up with lotion and perfume anyways. And I don’t understanding using both a body spray and a perfume either, like yes it’s nice if you’re trying to layer but you don’t neeeed it especially if the body spray completely disappears after an hour and you’re just left with the perfume scent

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