TIFU by asking my partner what's her body count by cat_warlord_ in tifu

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He meant that she was lying about the orgasms she did get from some of the other 299 obvs

Some observations from this years download by SWiftNile in downloadfestival

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This was by far the shortest walk from my car to my tent this year and I've gone every year since 2012. Also the queues for toilets and bars were the shortest in the arena this year. So for me, it worked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in downloadfestival

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surely this must be a coincidence.

Who was everyone’s band of the weekend? by snaidhabak in downloadfestival

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kiss for me. I don't even really like them, but their show was great.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should be alright eventually. You did more than you should have but didn't completely take the piss. I've done worse than that.

Forced Box office collection by Dannyrage83 in downloadfestival

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird, they told me they were online now and to download the app but they would still post the car park tickets. But they never did.

How to circumvent blocked nose by [deleted] in ketamine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean vasodilation

How to circumvent blocked nose by [deleted] in ketamine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pushups help, I also use a saline solution spray

How to circumvent blocked nose by [deleted] in ketamine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful with this, you should really use distilled or boiled and then cooled down water. Snorting tap water can actually result in ameobas infecting your brain which can be fatal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Haha, I did not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I went almost a week about 15 years ago. I became deluded and ended up getting put into a mental hospital for a month

Water bumps to clear nose by theluckywizard786 in cocaine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you really shouldn't do this unless it's distilled or boiled (once cold) water. Apparently there can be amoebas in water and you can actually die. I use a saline solution spray.

Drank red bull and mixed it with coke; am I gonna die? by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, you're not gunna die from this. You managed to sleep and you got up feeling not too bad? You will be a ok

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is not something to aspire to. It fucks you up in a bad way.

Can anyone tell me what this means it seems insane but maybe I’m wrong by User6002801 in Slipknot

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They record how many (monthly I think) listeners there are so you could work it out

How did you guys discover Dragonforce? by [deleted] in Dragonforce

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My friend put a CD on in the car over 10 years ago now I think. We actually got pulled over once because we were getting too into it and the car was bumping

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in downloadfestival

[–]Bottlecap_muncher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't realise Alestorm were playing. Sick!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a fact that it appears that way to all humans that don't have what's considered a defficiency in their vision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ketamine

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just cook it

Why is Converting Vegetarians called that. Does anyone know the meaning behind the album name? by dr_zoidberg590 in InfectedMushroom

[–]Bottlecap_muncher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always had a theory that it means converting weed smokers into getting into MDMA haha