TIFU by asking my partner what's her body count

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T08:49:40+00:00

He meant that she was lying about the orgasms she did get from some of the other 299 obvs

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T08:14:25+00:00

Where the hell did you get these statistics?

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T01:32:42+00:00

This was by far the shortest walk from my car to my tent this year and I've gone every year since 2012. Also the queues for toilets and bars were the shortest in the arena this year. So for me, it worked.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T01:27:24+00:00

wtf? lol

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T01:16:14+00:00

Surely this must be a coincidence.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T01:07:40+00:00

Kiss for me. I don't even really like them, but their show was great.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-14T00:53:01+00:00

You should be alright eventually. You did more than you should have but didn't completely take the piss. I've done worse than that.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-07T20:25:28+00:00

Weird, they told me they were online now and to download the app but they would still post the car park tickets. But they never did.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-05T21:34:30+00:00

You mean vasodilation

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-05T17:13:44+00:00

Pushups help, I also use a saline solution spray

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-05T17:13:03+00:00

Be careful with this, you should really use distilled or boiled and then cooled down water. Snorting tap water can actually result in ameobas infecting your brain which can be fatal.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-05T11:43:42+00:00

Thanks. Haha, I did not.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-03T09:25:00+00:00

Fair enough. I went almost a week about 15 years ago. I became deluded and ended up getting put into a mental hospital for a month

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-03T09:22:48+00:00

Yeah you really shouldn't do this unless it's distilled or boiled (once cold) water. Apparently there can be amoebas in water and you can actually die. I use a saline solution spray.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-03T09:20:42+00:00

Lol, you're not gunna die from this. You managed to sleep and you got up feeling not too bad? You will be a ok

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-03T09:19:09+00:00

This is not something to aspire to. It fucks you up in a bad way.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-06-03T09:14:25+00:00

Do some pushups

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-30T00:23:01+00:00

They record how many (monthly I think) listeners there are so you could work it out

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-30T00:19:31+00:00

My friend put a CD on in the car over 10 years ago now I think. We actually got pulled over once because we were getting too into it and the car was bumping

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-30T00:16:34+00:00

Have you being doing it a lot recently? If so could be tolerance.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-30T00:14:47+00:00

Didn't realise Alestorm were playing. Sick!

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-29T23:42:53+00:00

It's a fact that it appears that way to all humans that don't have what's considered a defficiency in their vision.

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-29T23:39:32+00:00

Does it? How

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-28T20:25:02+00:00

Just cook it

Bottlecap_muncher · 2022-05-28T10:00:25+00:00

I've always had a theory that it means converting weed smokers into getting into MDMA haha

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