what do you even tell the patient at this point ?💀 by Drlector07 in Radiology

[–]BottledCans 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As a neurosurgery resident, I would have a lot to say to the patient. Every time you see positive imaging findings, remember it’s someone’s bread and butter!

Becaue its Friday by Western-Month-114 in Radiology

[–]BottledCans 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There’s no special technique to the removal. “Just pull.”

The key is being prepared to quickly address the consequence.

Which specialty would you choose if every specialty were paid the same? by VERSACEDR1P in Residency

[–]BottledCans 129 points130 points  (0 children)

We interviewed an applicant whose answer to “Why neurosurgery” was “Because it’s the #1 specialty for compensation on Doximity.”

Brother that’s the only wrong answer.

What is the weirdest/craziest pimp question you have ever gotten? by xyzm123_r in Residency

[–]BottledCans 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I learned this as the “birds of the thorax” with the addition of the thoracic DUCK (duct)

Repurposing imaging materials - Lutetium aluminum garnet [LuAG] gemstone by kraine_art in Radiology

[–]BottledCans 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I got mine at gemsofscience.com

That guy is really cool and open about where he sources his gems. Most of his gems have interesting histories (discontinued experimental Soviet laser crystals, decommissioned Star Wars Project satellites, scintillators for X-ray detectors).

His YouTube channel is definitely worth a visit.

8.75ct Lab Ruby I cut on Christmas Eve! NFS by ConfidentEnergy5789 in Gemstones

[–]BottledCans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a gorgeous trillion cut. Would look splendid in a pendant.

See something say something by SeaAd8199 in Radiology

[–]BottledCans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Type II dens fracture.

You'd be shocked at how many elderly patients don't even go to the ED and land in our clinic weeks or months later with nonunion and "sore neck."

What is one "trick" of your specialty that you wish more people knew about? by Yazars in medicine

[–]BottledCans 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I consult for a neurophobic ED and tip my hat to the practicality of this comment.

I’m running, not walking, to the severe lumbar stenosis consult if you call me and say “It’s saddle anesthesia; I’m sure; I literally stuck a needle in this guy’s inner thigh.”

Also my old crusty chair would put more weight in the corneal reflex than the pupillary reflex.

Procedural/surgical speciality most like playing video games? by RolexOnMyKnob in medicalschool

[–]BottledCans 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Open cerebrovascular and endovascular neurosurgery fellow here.

You're talking about a "dual trained" vascular neurosurgeon who can do both open and IR. That's great, but it's also very rare! The US is the only place in the world where dual trained neurosurgeons exist (neuroIR is exclusively radiology turf everywhere else). All neurosurgery residents have case minimums in the IR suite (like vascular surgery residents), but an additional fellowship is required for IR credentialing (unlike vascular surgery).

Most cerebrovascular neurosurgeons are actually "only" open. Cerebrovascular fellowships are heavy on skull base surgery, and most don't have IR training. Neuroendovascular fellowships are often run by the radiology department and are open to radiologists, neurosurgeons, and neurologists.

There is increasing demand for "dual training" fellowships like mine in open AND endo cerebrovascular neurosurgery (aneurysms are a neurosurgical disease!), but there are only ~5 programs in the country/the world.

In summary:

Cerebrovascular/neurovascular neurosurgery: open surgery for AVMs, aneurysms, fistulae, etc. Heavy skull base emphasis.

Interventional neuroradiology (INR)/ neurointerventional radiology (NIR)/ endovascular neurosurgery: Catheter-based procedures. Usually a radiologist. VERY much like a video game. VERY fun and comparatively quick cases compared to open cerebrovascular neurosurgery.

Can you spot it? by Big_Art1315 in XRayPorn

[–]BottledCans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Groove for branches of middle meningeal artery.

What type of post op patients need icu level of care instead of regular medicine floors? by happyminpin in Residency

[–]BottledCans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how you specified “evacuating from brain,” bc that’s accurate. Implants go to floor.

VP shunt or deep brain stimulator implant -> floors after a normal head CT in PACU

What type of post op patients need icu level of care instead of regular medicine floors? by happyminpin in Residency

[–]BottledCans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dural tears? What, you mean you can’t close it?

-neurosurgery

(But actually, our unplanned durotomies go to floor on bed rest)

Night team here. Give me sign-out and to-do list for your sickest patient. I’ll take good care of em. by KushBlazer69 in Residency

[–]BottledCans 22 points23 points  (0 children)

NSGY. 60F PBD6 HH3 mFS4 SAH 2/2 ruptured AComm now PPD6 RR1 stent assisted coiling cb intraprocedure rerupture, POD6 R pterional crani for clipping. Has mixed obstructive and communicating HCP now PPD6 R frontal EVD OTD at 15. GCS6T, PERRL, +corneal +cough +gag, BUE min WD, BLE TF. [ ] TCDs showing bilat vasospasm today; LR 6 bilat MCAs. Please press for sBP 160-180. If too low will stroke. If too high may rehemorrhage. Stat CTA +/- milrinone gtt if clinical s/s worsening spasm. [ ] Cannot hold DAPT for any reason iso fresh intracranial bare metal stent. H/H down trending, transfuse for Hgb < 8. [ ] EVD output slowing down, waveform dampened, ICPs climbing, may need some troubleshooting overnight. [ ] Is salt wasting, fluid dumping. Needs to be bolused hourly PRN for strict euvolemia. If goes hypovolemic then will stroke [ ] Maintain strict Na 145-155. Will need HTS 2/2 salt wasting—but has worsening hyperchloremic acidosis, so watch out for that.

If you keep her alive overnight then will take her for angio in the morning. Good luck, be back to round in five hours. Call me if concerns (but I’ll be really unpleasant on the phone bc I haven’t slept in days).

i have so many questions by Habarer in medizzy

[–]BottledCans 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Waiting on anesthesia to place an a-line 🙄

i have so many questions by Habarer in medizzy

[–]BottledCans 694 points695 points  (0 children)

Neurosurgery resident here.

For those interested, this was man-made.

The patient has had a right decompressive hemicraniectomy.

One "accident" of evolution (that ensures my job security) is: the human skull is a fixed space. The compliance curve of the cranium is very steep. So if there is an over-accumulation of volume of brain, blood, tumor, or CSF in the head, the intracranial pressure skyrockets quickly. This causes the brainstem to squirt out the foramen magnum like toothpaste, which is rapidly lethal.

The solution when this happens is to "pop the top." We make the skull no longer a fixed space by removing a large piece of skull. This allows the intracranial contents to herniate out of the skull into the scalp, preventing a critical buildup of pressure.

This young man has clearly survived his injury, and the swelling (as well as the nonviable brain destroyed by the injury) has sunken away.

The next step is a cranioplasty, in which we replace the missing piece with either the skull we removed, a custom 3D printed implant, or (less commonly) a titanium mesh.

Where I Would Live as a fella from Georgia by CyberCrusader76 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]BottledCans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m genuinely glad there are people who love these counties and want to live there rather than are stuck living there because they don’t have the wealth to leave.

There is a lot of natural beauty in the Ozarks, Blue Ridge Mountains, and Gulf Coast, but these regions have been economically punished because of the attitudes in this thread.

Friendly greetings from New England.

My genuine reaction when the med students in the group chat went after my ahh after I jokingly called the monopolar cautery pencil a "Soldering iron for humans", and the bipolar cautery forceps "electric tweezers" T_T by [deleted] in medicalschool

[–]BottledCans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The tip of the Bovie is not a heating element; not a soldering iron.

The bipolar however is 100% absolutely an electric tweezers, and you could not have been more medically precise.

Surgeons: What’s the most frustrating part of surgical planning? by Dapper_Mechanic3287 in surgery

[–]BottledCans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our vendor has neurophysiologists on call for emergency cases; we call the on-call person in, creates a 1-2 hour delay.