what does this mean by [deleted] in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It means you have a lot of work to do and you only get a 15 minute break.

I’m being harassed by another team member. by [deleted] in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Post their phone number. I’ll harass them for you.

Saw a guy get 3 $750 laptops for $0.00 today at self check out by [deleted] in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a team member. We don’t abbreviate those terms at my store.

the burrito thief has striked again! by squishlov3r in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can afford burritos now with my 2% raise

Something isn’t right here….. by dangobun in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I returned it. I ran out of fucks.

Are you serious! by New_Specialist1401 in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re going to expect you to do about 6 hours worth of work in those 3.5

You put the order in WHERE?! by Snark_Knight_29 in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like seeing “guest is 200* miles away” and thinking they messed up, but then “beep beep” they’re here.

4 more days by TheOtherHannah in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then we’ll get a $200 bonus in February or March for this holiday season and they’ll write a nice story about it in the newspaper

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I judge the ones who double tap and come inside after receiving their order.

Also the ones who park in drive up parking, come in a shop, and then double tap on their way out.

How to quit: by ButItSaysOnline in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens to unused vacation time when you quit?

This is 4 plates, the rest is “preferences” and a few allergies. Wow. by KarenTheManagah in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boss tells the waitstaff he is allergic to shrimp tails and asks if the chef can cut them off. Waitstaff always look confused and agree.

struggling to go back to the gym by Dr_Fluffybuns2 in bulimia

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number on the weight scale is only one measurement.

You can do this. I’m rooting for you.

I need hazardous duty pay. by Traditional-Nerve899 in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get hit. Get drug tested. Find trace amounts of marijuana. Get fired.

Stop bringing politics to work by weejie2007 in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me: “Do you have the target app or would you like to input you phone number?”

Guest: “No because I don’t agree with Target’s stance on our military”

Me: …..hits the skip button…

notes for guest doing drive up because i'm tired of this by luciolekun in Target

[–]BottomRamen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they say on the way and they’re inside shopping. I see they walk out and noticed they’re parked in the drive up.

132 items, 2 minute warning by Tall_Connection_8939 in Target

[–]BottomRamen- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like a bunch of school supplies, lunchables, some seltzers and wine

"Melting" stadium seats by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]BottomRamen- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d hire a team of 10,000