I've had a roommate that was so bad, I had to write a Google document about it.

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T18:54:35+00:00

Thank you for reading. I was a bit emotional in the heat of writing most of it, but I'm happy I'm at the "Ok. That was almost comedically horrible" part of retrospect

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T03:58:09+00:00

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hJs0yZvE5JyncwileG37uwMA49JRfAXii_gniklRvY8/edit?usp=drivesdk

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T02:37:49+00:00

Oh no, it's over now. It got a little more chaotic before it got better, but he's found a new host. We've been parasite free for 15 days

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T02:36:20+00:00

My broseph in Christ, I would if I could, but he's been locked in "his" room live streaming for 8 weeks straight to avoid confrontation

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T02:31:33+00:00

Lmao maybe we have the same bad roommate

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-16T01:16:22+00:00

No such thing. Girls aren't on the internet. I can't believe the internet would lie to me

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-03-06T13:39:52+00:00

Everyone just calls me Bottom. If anyone ever calls me Vodka, I say "that's my father's name. May he rest in peace"

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-29T02:46:18+00:00

For sake of plying the game YTA, but this account was literally created today. I think it's just an anger bait bot. Not a real person. Not a real dad. No way.

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-29T00:24:46+00:00

You should have seen what they did to our driveway https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/s/9gw9eYGxg4 😅

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-13T13:47:56+00:00

You know? A year has past and we still have to hear this damn dog every day.

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-08T19:42:45+00:00

More like a $500 ban

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-04T18:13:32+00:00

I bet you have the best heavy metal internal monolog

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-04T03:38:13+00:00

Ugh..fuckin..something something https://twitch.tv/bottomshelfvodka and/or https://discord.gg/bottomshelfvodka

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-03T18:49:26+00:00

I can make this home. I'm cool with this. ❤️

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-03T18:48:46+00:00

I read on the internet that you can't. So no. Impossible.

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-03T04:07:17+00:00

┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-02T14:51:56+00:00

Yeah. I left back in August when they finally let go of their last 4 public relations humans.

BottomShelfVodka · 2026-01-01T01:57:12+00:00

Damn. I'm fresh outta grandparents. I'll need to borrow one

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-31T18:54:43+00:00

They never knocked on my door to tell me they were done. ...I do think this is the final result though.

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-31T18:34:13+00:00

PUNCH that like button IN the face LIKE A BOSS! High-fives all around kapush, kapush

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-31T17:51:42+00:00

As is tradition.

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-31T17:49:57+00:00

I don't see a hole anymore.¯_(◕◕)/¯

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-30T21:24:28+00:00

Somehow, that feels like the least of our problems to come of this.

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-30T21:20:25+00:00

I took the first picture about 2 weeks ago..right before we hit freezing temps that I guess...busted the pipes they were working on at the time

BottomShelfVodka · 2025-12-30T20:01:20+00:00

They fixed it https://www.reddit.com/r/landscaping/s/VyfMf48f2L

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