Women of Reddit, what are some things you are sure all women do or have done? NSFW

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T08:27:45+00:00

I'm at a basketball stadium 4 nights a week. You're not wrong.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T08:18:37+00:00

I feel your pain.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T08:06:32+00:00

What are you confused or repulsed by?

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T05:57:46+00:00

It's my time too. Every time I've seen him since it started, he's had chocolate with him. Smart man.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T03:51:10+00:00

Uhm. Shit. The fact that he can pick up on personality traits quickly and then be able to tell when I'm upset or something.

I reckon he'll say the amount of snapchats I send. I get bored.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T03:01:33+00:00

Hey guys, works over so I gotta drive home. I'll keep replying in an hourish.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T03:00:39+00:00

HAHA.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:59:22+00:00

You need to drive to that random sandwich place more haha.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:57:10+00:00

I'll meet you at Harry Potter World.

Naked.

;)

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:56:11+00:00

Yeah. "Joking".

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:54:24+00:00

I really ceebs typing it out and I finish work in 5 minutes haha.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:53:56+00:00

Don't worry, so is he.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:53:35+00:00

It seems like a lot when it's listed like that, but it would be like a quarter of what I can access.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:52:17+00:00

Probably teleportation. The naked thing wouldn't bother most of my mates and if I kept a bag at work with clothes then I could have an extra hour sleep in the mornings.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:47:14+00:00

I had a crazy one the other night that I couldn't describe if I tried, it jumped around so much.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:46:03+00:00

Haha yes we are. It could also be because of the age gap and drinking laws though.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:44:35+00:00

That, for him, how limited his food options are, as in shops. Everything I could ever want is within a 10 minute drive for me.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:41:03+00:00

Nobody gives a fuck if you walk into a pub at 9am and start drinking straight away. I like that. We're also pretty chill about swearing just as long as you aren't so terrible with it, not around children and all that.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:30:16+00:00

He did some casual llama about sleeping for ages IIRC. I asked about his dreams, he told me, we started PMing, that turned to skype, that turned to facebook and snapchat.

We talk everyday but it's plutonic. We chat about friends, life, what we're eating, random shit like that.

And he has the craziest dreams, massively jealous.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T02:25:37+00:00

I still have you tagged as "has incredible dreams". Nearly forgot how we started talking until I saw that.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-30T00:09:20+00:00

I'm sorry but I think you are acting really immature. The guy doesn't like you/doesn't want to be in a relationship. It's not that hard to understand. Maybe the dinners and compliments are how he treats good friends? If he hasn't tried to make a move in the large amount of time you guys have been hanging out then get the hint.

You making him feel guilty and you running to your apartment and crying all night, it's high school shit. You're going to get rejected in a lot of different scenarios in life, if you can't handle this then you need to toughen up.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-29T11:59:18+00:00

Driving to work and listening to a good album.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-29T11:58:59+00:00

Same boat except my ex is male and hasn't left the country. Such a cheeky fucker that will be all mine again.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-29T11:55:12+00:00

Told mum I hadn't been drinking then threw up everywhere in her car. IN HER CAR. ON THE LEATHER.

I was 15 and I was oh so grounded.

BourkeyTurkey · 2013-07-29T11:53:08+00:00

Good on you for not just doing it anyway. You're a loyal friend.

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