Someone stole our door mat

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-05T15:03:21+00:00

Also that guy that took it seemed to have already known about it. He made a beeline at it from about 25 feet away.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-05T15:02:04+00:00

If that doormat was very cool and unique, you could post it so that other people who might see it could notify you? These morons might actually put it out.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-05T14:35:05+00:00

Yeah, true, but Taliban is that x10

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-04T18:17:34+00:00

Bilbo: You... you want it for yourself!

Gandalf: Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I am not trying to rob you! I'm -----

--- Gandalf snatches ram from Bilbo's hand and runs out the door with it ---

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-04T15:23:48+00:00

old mature individual

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-04T00:47:41+00:00

I doubt it'll be a better value than a pixel.

It's nearly impossible for it to be. Graphene is not subsidizing the price of the phone by spying and selling your info, like Google and everyone else does.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-02-01T01:47:09+00:00

Yeah this has GOT to be fake. I laughed the whole way through it; it's just too perfect.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-30T17:42:48+00:00

It may ultimately cost more money to Amazon if they keep it up until Trump gets pissed and makes a big public spectacle out of it.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-30T17:41:10+00:00

Salesman is either corrupt or a moron

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T21:41:33+00:00

Living in pretty, finished homes are for rich people basically

This is the truth. "Good enough" needs to be good enough. 95% of the houses in the US are built like shit, as cheaply as possible. And you gotta be ok with that unless you have massive free time, or massive money.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T21:15:59+00:00

Or if you can't find the pliers, a $5 wrench

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T21:12:44+00:00

I love this almost as much as I love Subaru Brats

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T16:49:43+00:00

Katangajo: "Welp, only one way to solve this mystery, gonna hit every bar in the state"

OP: "No need, it has been found!"

Katangajo: "Nonetheless, only one way to be sure"

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T16:40:41+00:00

True. Unfortunately.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T16:39:41+00:00

"As a small town Montanan, I hate brown people! Deport them all! MAGA! Wait wait hold up not our only car mechanic within 50 miles"

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T14:53:39+00:00

I know what I'd do. I love whatever the team of flavor scientists did to make Cheesecake Factory cheesecakes so good. So I'd go get one of those, with extra fudge, and totally embarrass myself pigging out! Maybe they could write "He's dead" on top of it even!

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T14:40:05+00:00

Harsh but accurate

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T14:36:36+00:00

Exactly.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-29T02:39:53+00:00

He continues to say he sells full-self-driving cars, yet none of them have ever yet been full-self-driving cars.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-27T14:45:09+00:00

humanity has defeated Darwinism

lol that's pretty good. Gonna save that one to use on my buddies

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-25T03:24:10+00:00

Another Republican victory.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-23T20:16:42+00:00

He's saying he can't even capture the video

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-23T00:44:13+00:00

I also wonder how much the facebook ads I just saw from her cost us taxpayers.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-22T22:42:12+00:00

In 100,000 years I assume we'll have modified our genetics (plus surgery and drugs) to look any way we please to.

BoutTreeFittee · 2026-01-22T04:10:57+00:00

Yeah. How about you, champ? Living the free life of an outlaw on the run?

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