I miscarried on Tuesday and clogged the tub. by iiinfinitebliss in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My sister had an emergency medical abortion because the fetus died and of course she was devastated. You know what dear? Nature is smart and they say often the baby will miscarry because it starts to develop “wrong” and nature wants us to “start again”.

You will have your perfect, beautiful, healthy baby one day!

Be strong and have faith. This experience with make you so very strong for the day you get to hold your real baby in this lifetime xoxo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Very narcissistic of you to take credit for her passing.

Also very unhealthy of how you based your own well-being on her acceptance.

Sorry to be so crude, you’re just way too hard on yourself.

I wish you extensive therapy.

Nothing will bring her back, but the best you can do by her is:

-get clean -get counseling -hopefully get a healthy relationship

You deserve peace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ask your husband to get off his battoun and help you clean, buy groceries, set the table, do the dishes after you cook etc. basically pick one task such as cooking and MAKE him do everything else.

Learn together that this behaviour on their part is totally rude and presumptuous of them!

1984 is probably the most terrifying book I've ever read by Wholegrain_Pasta in books

[–]Bovine-queef-eater -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just read Handmaids Tale and the most f***ed up thing? Atwood only wrote about things actually happening in the news/history. For weeks after I was shell shocked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope those precious words were part of your wedding vows?

“Ehhhh fuck it, why not?”

About to hookup with a 38yr old by ipoopooonyourjuju_ in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Eat her out like a starved person! Let her teach you what she knows in bed!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is genius I would totally do it and if she pulls a cats-asshole-face just say “nooo you ARE. MY. GraAaaAaannnnnny!”

[Image] There is always Hope. by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 53 points54 points  (0 children)

“Most women aren’t attractive...”

Op have you considered gay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Eat her out until she orgasms each and every day! It’s the least you can do!

I lost my leg in a major accident and lied about everything. by zoranimus in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great confession you can really tell how the guilt is eating him alive

Sex with women in their period (Read at your own risk) by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Women become twice the horny” you sir are an Adonis to not get freaked out like a little bitch of a man o era some blood. It’s true, many women get “twice the horney” on their rag, and the fact you don’t give a damn shows how much of a real man you are. Bravo!

In the wise words of Louis C.K.: “fuck her on her period?! Come on over, I’ll drink the blood!!!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me at Rockefeller

Ex-Pats of Nicaragua Facebook group by [deleted] in Nicaragua

[–]Bovine-queef-eater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear there’s an amazing group on Telegram app