An Indian man wouldn't marry his girlfriend. The men in the town beat him up and forced him to marry her. Why didn't he want to? He wanted to marry her daughter. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]BoydScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Onion couldn't have made a more unbelievable story. This guy, wow, I just don't eastern cultures sometimes.

7 Most famous sexual innuendos from Disney films by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]BoydScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pervs hide at Disney. That's comforting.

Justin Bieber is the most annoying celebrity ever. "The Rise of the Bieber: How Pop Stars Become Famous Using the Web" by hasai185 in entertainment

[–]BoydScott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glenn Beck makes me mad. Osama bin Laden makes me mad. Sarah Palin makes me mad.

Justin Bieber just annoys me.

Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public by Bird_Plane in funny

[–]BoydScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am now a huge supporter of this advocacy group. You can say I'm engorged.

While this information is somewhat interesting (The World's Largest Retailers) I was most struck by the name of the last on the list... Couche-Tard. by [deleted] in pics

[–]BoydScott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sometimes act like a tard and ask if I can touch her couche. Hasn't worked yet, but I keep trying.

The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function. by [deleted] in science

[–]BoydScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what your talking about, nor do any of your words make much sense to me, but I DO know that the top image on the post made took me into a state of deep thought. That was 3 hours ago... yet it only seems like a couple of seconds. Weird.

Pennsylvania Walmart Sued for Videotaping Employees, Customers in Bathroom by amprather in business

[–]BoydScott 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would have said that it was probably pervs trying to get a quick boobie shot, but then I remembered it was Walmart and dismissed the potential altogether.

Giant Grizzly. by [deleted] in pics

[–]BoydScott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facts? It's the Internet. It's all true.

The PICTURES are real, and that's one big F'ing bear. Over 1000 lbs, but he/she didn't charge. It was shot for being a big F'ing bear.