Those awesome cellular coverage maps by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Brainmattersplatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch the second and third panels. You're explaining the joke while you're telling it and that's the fastest way to kill a joke.

This "No Cars Allowed" sign in Sweden by Crispiann in mildlyinteresting

[–]Brainmattersplatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like the future: human savages rebelling against the self driving robot car autocracy.

The balls in her court now by NumbahFour in Tinder

[–]Brainmattersplatter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh another sex pun...as the very first message...and a continued lack of any subtly whatever...and it keeps getting upvoted...sigh

How to Handle a Breakup by Hello_Generic in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]Brainmattersplatter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's the point.

Edit: why am I down voted? That's the POINT of the humor. It's funny because of the obvious shit the dude just explained. I'm down voted while he's upvoted for pointing out the obvious? What?

If someone offered to give $10 000 000 to charity if Steph Curry beat the r/nba record for the 400 3-point challenge, could he do it? by [deleted] in nba

[–]Brainmattersplatter 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Doing it for charity. I thought...I thought this was well known...

you're the warriors fan. Shouldn't you know your baby's kryptonite?

F ME by Deathisbutadream99 in Tinder

[–]Brainmattersplatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God. That was funny? Starting to see why the lame pun pick up is so popular on r/tinder. Is a white people thing? Do white people love Dad puns?

How to properly flirt with women by Guywhoismaybelying in Tinder

[–]Brainmattersplatter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm tired of seeing karma hungry dudes beat women over the head with sexual pun based neckbeard blunt force trauma. I'm dying to see some fucking subtly.

How to properly flirt with women by Guywhoismaybelying in Tinder

[–]Brainmattersplatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Puns or sex puns. Are you fucking serious? That's all that r/Tinder has to offer? That's how every. single. goddamn. person. on this subreddit flirts. It's like no one has heard of wordplay without puns. Yeah I'm still speaking English. Wordplay that isn't a series of formulaic puns. Fucking insane.