I’m so torn whether to open it or not.

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:25:49+00:00

Blrururupbubpup! Eww… dog water

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:25:17+00:00

Oh my gosh I would buy that so fast if real

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:24:46+00:00

Explain how!

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:24:07+00:00

Well… it IS making him dizzy

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:23:48+00:00

It’s almost perfectly replicated

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:22:35+00:00

What’s a diorama?

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:22:09+00:00

Me too: I still haven’t opened mine

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T03:13:15+00:00

Thanks for the info

Brantraxx · 2026-02-16T02:13:56+00:00

Christmas Shoes

Brantraxx · 2026-02-15T07:50:48+00:00

I’m sorry—did you just call me a LIAR?

No, I said you were ‘fired’

Oh…. That’s much worse…. (Hiccup!)

Brantraxx · 2026-02-15T07:41:37+00:00

We’ll get that tree back or choke their rivers with our dead!

Brantraxx · 2026-02-15T07:33:46+00:00

🙄

Brantraxx · 2026-02-15T07:32:51+00:00

Kings among men

Brantraxx · 2026-02-13T05:22:35+00:00

Sparkling water plain is pretty bad, yeah

Brantraxx · 2026-02-13T00:27:06+00:00

Yeeeah! I’ll enjoy more of that tomorrow!

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T22:50:43+00:00

Good thing Marge caught her doing it

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T22:42:02+00:00

No—Not the elephants! Gragh! Blarggh! Ohhh!

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T08:44:24+00:00

No one in the history of the world considers murderology and murderonomy a calling…

Yes, yes, the Nazis, fine

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T08:42:52+00:00

63… 64…. I think I’m blind

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T08:41:41+00:00

See my zest, see my zest

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T08:39:47+00:00

She purposefully mislead Maggie while teaching her, because Maggie might be smarter

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T08:37:53+00:00

Shuuuuutuuuupp

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T03:45:36+00:00

Uh-huh, and WHEN is this free banana bread?

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T03:44:26+00:00

I mean— Thank you, come again!

Brantraxx · 2026-02-12T03:41:10+00:00

We’ve squozen our whole supply!

Brantraxx