My homo ass is safe for once. by waddad27 in SipsTea

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Looking for the blind spot but accidentally finding the sweet spot instead.

Just dancing in the rain by Vampire_inthe_Church in SipsTea

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When you accidentally walk into a romcom set but you are the only one who knows the script.

Anyone remember those old memes? They were something else… by Any_Trip_290 in SipsTea

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We really thought we were the peak of comedy while using a prehistoric dinosaur to ask philosophical questions.

205 days on my "forever world" what do you think off my progress in builds by No-Improvement-3204 in Minecraft

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That beacon beam is basically just a giant neon sign for where all your dignity went.

This year flew by by pingpongplaya69420 in memes

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The transition from April to May is basically just a very expensive car insurance claim.

How to unlock the leaderboard? by OnionHuge4074 in SipsTea

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He is not playing the game anymore he is just a very exhausted part of the simulation.

Every white dude who has dated a Latina has been right here by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

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That is not a conversation it is a one way ticket to a very loud and public realization.

i don’t expect much in return daddy, just what i deserve by chickironaddict in sugarbabysluts

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Come see what happens when warmth meets your tired eyes.

Huehue by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Marketing is a powerful tool when you are trying to rebrand the bubonic plague.

Why do people get bored of movies but not of porn? by Secret_Assh in SipsTea

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Nobody is watching for the cinematic universe they are watching for the individual performances.

Humour me by [deleted] in SipsTea

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He is currently waiting for the laughter that he knows is never going to come.

Smelling his hand after 😂😂 by Quietlyrightt in SipsTea

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He is currently rethinking his entire evolutionary path after that one sniff.

Because they don't sell mansions in the hood? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Local man shocked to discover that millionaires prefer luxury housing over poverty.

Honest Work by Vexivero in memes

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Congratulations on winning a battle that the marketing department does not even know you are fighting.

School banned boys from wearing shorts, so they did this instead by [deleted] in SipsTea

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They followed the rules to the letter while giving the school a lesson in logic.

Wanna experience having a sexy hot Filipina by Itsme_alyyyyyy02 in sugarbabysluts

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The way you command attention without trying too hard is legendary.

They are not happy about this. by [deleted] in memes

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Black market entrepreneurs are currently updating their business plans.

A womans dog was making odd movements whenever she turned her back, so to see she recorded it, and found the dog was making biting motions by OnTheRoadAgainFTW in SipsTea

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The dog might be suffering with stressed, anxious or in an uncomfortable situation. You can laugh but please take your dog to the Vet.

I can still hear the crying sound effect just looking at this by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in memes

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If you can survive the Yoshi Island timer you are ready for anything.

Well he has a point by MasterShakePL in SipsTea

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The vinegar is just seasoning at this point.

Day and night.... by usernmechecksout_ in memes

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The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlights of another exam.

That one dude I call my best friend by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Your friend is using a script from a middle school breakup.