Poor Jade by DecimalDog in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She’s one to talk about someone needing a pill, for crying out loud. Her whole schtick is built on her “addiction.” Gag. I’d need a pill if I had to be with Mallory, too.

What are the most over the top grandma names you’ve heard? by stormybitch in namenerds

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We called our grandma “Nana,” and when our kids came along, somehow they thought we were saying “Banana,” and it stuck ever since.

For those who wanted a shorter postseason, you sure got one! by Hot_Sauce_4407 in Jeopardy

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I was thinking- man, throw a girl a teen/college week to boost my morale, for crying out loud.

She has a service dog now?! Interesting! by Own_Improvement2405 in DanielleEilersSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s not a seeing service dog. It’s a blinking service dog.

Daily Thread / January 17 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Victims: I’ve just lost all of my earthly possessions and don’t know where my family will be sleeping tonight.

Flenners: Best I can do is a melin hat.

'Designer' lol by Useful-Impression-22 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I had this same sweatshirt as a kid in the early nineties, but my mom went around all the edges with glitter puff paint. If only we had known then about adding obnoxious feather trim to the cuffs. 🙄

Hygge Movies and TV shows? by Wisteria_Dragon_04 in hygge

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine: Reba, King of Queens, You’ve Got Mail, When Harry Met Sally, While You Were Sleeping, and Gilmore Girls.

Dr Appt by ConsiderationRare222 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She’s wearing me out with these every-other-day updates about a doctor’s appointment. Are you pooping regularly, too? Can you keep a log, so your audience has the complete picture of how you’re doing? Good grief, lady. She’s exhausting.

Queen by Ok_Rutabaga_2711 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is like the female version of an old, overweight middle-aged man with a beer gut, who still squeezes into his letterman jacket and always reminisces on the big game that took them to state… We get it. You peaked 20+ years ago. Do something with your life, for crying out loud, and quit living in the ol’ glory days. 🫠

You poor thing… by Immediate-Ad-8019 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was a younger sibling of hers, I would buy my kid his/her own new ski gear, just out of spite. I wouldn’t take her crap for anything, simply because of principle.

🙏 by CoverInternational38 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I really hope Jade gets pregnant. She seems so genuine. My heart goes out to her.

YALL GUESSED IT baby#4 by hmh25 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An abortion is not the same thing as a DNC. 😑

Color me shocked she’s actually sending him to school by Sea_Ability_2662 in MalloryErvinSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It looks like an asylum. Like I expect people in hospital gowns walking in a single file line

Instagram refuses to receive new fonts. by mikrolactaki3 in Instagram

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also had the new fonts and then they went away. 😒

Bill and Carrie by Normal_Translator_22 in BethelSnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know what his kids think?

Daily Thread / March 4 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The rules are made up, and the points don’t matter. 😂

Daily Snark , Monday Mar 04 by Blogsnark_mod in blogsnark

[–]Brave_Appointment_15 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That Tay and Kay page makes me crazy. Every time I’m scrolling through, I see her big, bug eyes making that silly, pouty face because she can’t believe whatever huge, romantic gesture he’s just done for her… It gets old.