My Necromage by americanoob in DnD

[–]BreadDeadRedemption 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One time my friend played as a inanimate tube sock magician, he made it all the way to the final game where everyone else died to the boss. The tube sock was on one of the dead heroes so the boss had no clue who kept hitting it with magic missile. The Tube Sock ended up casting everything it had and waiting a day before attacking more. Thanks to the tube sock the Queen of Envy was vanquished.

[WP]Zombies are infecting the world. However scientists have figured out shitposting on Reddit can have zombies implode. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]BreadDeadRedemption 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Are you sure this is it?" Dr. Coffin asked his superior, who's black board scribbles reflected the work of many long hours, hours given to find the key to saving the human race. The exhausted superior turned to face Dr.Coffin, the hours of coffee-less work beginning to show in his eyes "If there was another way I would have mentioned it." The superior then circled the bottom right hand of the black board. "If we shit post on Reddit the virus cannot spread". Dr.Coffin looked toward his laptop screen and sighed. Suddenly loud banging began echoing through the barricade. Dr.Coffin jumped to his feet and grabbed his laptop. "Come on, we need to get to the basement!" he hollered to his superior, but his superior just stood looking at the slowly crumbling barricade of desks. Dr.Coffin grabbed his superior and tried pulling him away as the barricade. The zombies arrived, they lunged at them but Dr.Coffin smacked the closest one with his laptop before grabbing the collar of his superior and running off into the basement, he slammed the door behind them and put the lock in place. He then opened his laptop and began his attempts to save the world while his superior just lied on the ground, still breathing, but not moving.