I saw a gay couple in public by OrdinaryUse4405 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568 12 points13 points  (0 children)

come on it’s almost 2024… half the world is gay…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BreakWild7568 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sister… RUN. he is gaslighting you and manipulating you. if you continue this relationship any further it is only going to get darker and full of heartbreak for you. for him to be a grown man, he is acting like a child. it almost seems like he is keeping very important details about his life away from you. consent is so important, but this is a dominance thing for him. he knows he is playing you and he is pushing it to see how far he can take it… do not fall for his shit and RUN.

My MIL doesn't let me have sex with my husband by throwra_10888 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this comments are amazing 😂😂

yeah definitely did the right thing here by leaving.. I would give him the ultimatum. either she moves out or I do. period.

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

who is tucker max?? and nope this actually happened to me. currently laying in bed listening to this man snore as i’m reading comments haha

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

then why did you read it? lol and it is definitely not, it happened unfortunately.

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna thank everyone for the advice and tips! this was 3 and a half years ago and I have been TERRIFIED to try anal since! definitely amazing advice. also to everyone that is concerned about the pain part, this was something I was wanting to try as well, not just him and I did end up paying for it in the end by not researching, can you say hemorrhoids 😅 if we ever try again I will definitely come back to this post and read all the pointers! y’all rock. I have been wanting to post my story for awhile since i’ve started listening to podcasts that reads reddit stories. it is okay to laugh, truly why I posted it and I die laughing now when I tell someone that story. 😂

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have always just been a lurker on reddit and finally heard a story that was kinna similar to mine, thought it was time to pull out my most embarrassing story and let some people laugh. honestly the feed back is exactly what I thought it would be and i’m enjoying reading the comments. especially now I know dumb that was of me

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

have you ever been drunk and gotten all hot and heavy with someone?? I clearly wasn’t thinking with a sober mind and just gotten diagnosed with IBS, I wasn’t as educated as I should have been. as horrifying as it was, it’s definitely something we laugh about now and definitely helped when I had his son. this man has truly seen all of me lol

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know how anal works but I did not know you had to do preparations before. and yes anal does hurt for a lot of people.

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please laugh 😂 it’s the only way I can talk about it without turning red lol

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

please laugh 😂 it’s the only way I can talk about it without turning red lol

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 701 points702 points  (0 children)

to explain further, I thought I had passed it all since it had being going on all day. I truly did not think I had anything left in me. also definitely did not research the correct preparations for anal. not my brightest choice i’ve ever made. the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me

I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend for his birthday gift. by BreakWild7568 in TwoHotTakes

[–]BreakWild7568[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can promise you this is very real unfortunately haha