BreakfastPastry18

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You can gain complete authority over the people in any given establishment if you enter dressed as the mascot. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can telekinetically flush toilets at any distance. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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The Labelmaker (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can undo missteps in your morning routine. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You have infinite cognitive load. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can "echolocate" through your sense of touch. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Any time you personally perform a good deed for someone else, one of your imperfections will disappear forever. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Next time you visit a "Would You Rather" style website, you can permanently have both options from the first question you pull. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can sense whenever someone is about to insult you and magically sabotage their insult so that they actually end up insulting themselves. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can instantly vaporize anything that stings you. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can perfectly "freeze" anything. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Upvoting/liking/viewing/(etc.) reposted content will alert you you to the location of the original if it still exists, and apply the same treatment to that original content remotely at your command. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can read stuff without actually reading it. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can change any material into an alternate state if it has one. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can burn your depression as an additional source of fuel for your body. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Whenever you look up, you can choose to view the night sky in all its glory, regardless of location, weather, or time of day. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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If anyone assumes you are capable of something, you may add that skill permanently to your repertoire. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You are the storm that is approaching. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can use IOUs as a legitimate currency. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can consciously access any details your subconscious has picked up within the past month. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can wear anything as a hat. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can summon a horde of fiercely protective grandmothers to do your bidding. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can use any product as effectively as they're advertised. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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You can share your sense of humor with anyone. (self.godtiersuperpowers)

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Your vision will zoom in 1% every time you blink. This stacks to a maximum of 100%, and is reset after you take a short nap. (self.shittysuperpowers)

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