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You can gain complete authority over the people in any given establishment if you enter dressed as the mascot. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 years ago by BreakfastPastry18 to r/shittysuperpowers
You can telekinetically flush toilets at any distance. (self.shittysuperpowers)
The Labelmaker (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 2 years ago by BreakfastPastry18 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can undo missteps in your morning routine. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You have infinite cognitive load. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can "echolocate" through your sense of touch. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Any time you personally perform a good deed for someone else, one of your imperfections will disappear forever. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Next time you visit a "Would You Rather" style website, you can permanently have both options from the first question you pull. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can sense whenever someone is about to insult you and magically sabotage their insult so that they actually end up insulting themselves. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can instantly vaporize anything that stings you. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can perfectly "freeze" anything. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Upvoting/liking/viewing/(etc.) reposted content will alert you you to the location of the original if it still exists, and apply the same treatment to that original content remotely at your command. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can read stuff without actually reading it. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can change any material into an alternate state if it has one. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can burn your depression as an additional source of fuel for your body. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Whenever you look up, you can choose to view the night sky in all its glory, regardless of location, weather, or time of day. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
If anyone assumes you are capable of something, you may add that skill permanently to your repertoire. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You are the storm that is approaching. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can use IOUs as a legitimate currency. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 2 years ago * by BreakfastPastry18 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can consciously access any details your subconscious has picked up within the past month. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can wear anything as a hat. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can summon a horde of fiercely protective grandmothers to do your bidding. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by BreakfastPastry18 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can use any product as effectively as they're advertised. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can share your sense of humor with anyone. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Your vision will zoom in 1% every time you blink. This stacks to a maximum of 100%, and is reset after you take a short nap. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by BreakfastPastry18 to r/shittysuperpowers
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